Magical Vending Machine

[Minerva]

You receive a Director's Cut of the film Sunshine.

I insert a Sedimentary rock.

 

[Mu]

The machine coughs out sand.

I insert an ice cream stick

 

[Minerva]

You get paper.

I insert a terribly written and designed Mary Sue.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get this.

I insert my first OC.

 

[Minerva]

You get your most recent OC.

I insert animal rights.

 

[Mu]

You get PETA.

I insert Pokemon.

 

[Grothnor]

You get the cheesey PETA Pokemon parody game. Which is sad because they completely missed the point.
Seriously, PETA are idiots/terrible.

I insert my resume.

 

[Minerva]

You get the cheesey PETA Pokemon parody game. Which is sad because they completely missed the point.
Seriously, PETA are idiots/terrible.

I insert my resume.

You get a 9-5 job where you sit in a cubicle all day. Forever.

I insert a copy of Final Fantasy IV.

 

[Grothnor]

You receive a copy of Final Fantasy IXVIVVIXXILCVVIIXI.

I insert peanut butter.

 

[Mu]

The machine spits the peanut butter back out, followed by a stream of happy dogs.

I insert temmie.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get cereal. A lot of it.

I insert synthetic flavouring.

 

[Minerva]

You get all natural flavors.

I insert the island of Taiwan.

 

[Mu]

You get greedy Chinese child.

I insert candy.

 

[Minerva]

You get 75 Cents.

I insert a 4Kids dubbed anime.

 

[Grothnor]

You get poison suction cups, which I promptly ram down the machine's insert opening because they're just that terrible.

 

[Minerva]

You get poison suction cups, which I promptly ram down the machine's insert opening because they're just that terrible.

You get the 4Kids anime.

I insert $500,000 worth of Yen.

 

[Mu]

You get a shit ton of second hand SNES games.

I insert Etihw.

 

[Grothnor]

You get siht ekoj si diputs, pots ti neS.

I insert all of my tired.

 

[Mu]

You get all of your energy back!

I insert Kcalb.

 

[Grothnor]

You receive phats, neS, phats.

I insert a d20.