Magical Vending Machine

[Crimm]

And out comes a T-Shirt that says "Trump 2016."

*Inserts a Pencil*

 

[Mu]

You get a drawing of your OC.

I insert my laptop.

 

[foodforpigs]

You get an upgrade to Windows 10. I'm just kidding. The vending machine removes your viruses and does your taxes.

I insert a paper mache tree.

 

[Mu]

You get an upgrade to Windows 10. I'm just kidding. The vending machine removes your viruses and does your taxes.

JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY HAVE WINDOWS 10 ///cries about how bad it is

You get a real tree! The machine spits it out and it falls on you.

I insert a fan.

 

[Minerva]

You get a ceiling fan.

I insert a Fortune 500 company's CEO.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get a lot of money, a large and fast car, and the deed to a countryside with mansion.

 

[Grothnor]

I insert @IntrusivePenDesperateSword's inability to read the rules and failure to insert anything. :P

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

I insert @IntrusivePenDesperateSword's inability to read the rules and failure to insert anything. :P

The machine makes a sound that's somewhere between my groan and my cringe, lasting an hour.

I insert an apology.

 

[Mu]

A tsundere comes out of the machine and slaps you, calling you a baka.

I insert freedom.

 

[Minerva]

You get the Declaration of Independence.

I insert the Final Fantasy VII HD Remake.

 

[Mu]

You get fanboys/girls flooding out from the machine.

I insert science itself.

 

[foodforpigs]

You get a sweet bow-tie and a patch of some wibbly wobbly space time

I insert a message in a bottle

 

[Minerva]

You get a ship in a bottle. How do they do it?

I insert the island of Taiwan.

 

[Mu]

The machine spits out Taipei and it crushes you.

I insert my soul.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

From inside the machine you catch a glimpse of a smirk, and a faint laughter can be heard, before the machine engulfs you in flames.

I insert the embodiment of physical forms incarnate.

 

[Mu]

You see a bunch of images of a mutated creature before your mind explodes.

I insert my toe.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

The machine spits the toe back out, but it now smells considerably better, and its nail is practically flawless.

I insert a plastic sack of my breath.

 

[Mu]

The machine burps.

I insert a coin.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get a soda can, but inside is a T-shirt.

I insert Sen.

 

[Mu]

You get a thousand Sens.

I insert a devious and observant gentleman.