Iwaku the Musical

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Aug 24, 2009.

  1. IWAKU HAS GOT TO RESTART (Duet between Diana and the Noobs)

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=840B27zYfOk"]YouTube - Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart[/ame]

    Server's down...
    Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and don't wanna go into town
    Server's down...
    Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to this Brit-a-ney Spears
    Server's down...
    Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best roleplaying years have gone by
    Server's down
    Every now and then I get a little bit terrified when Asmo has that look in his eyes
    Server's gone, bye-bye
    Why do all my forum's fall apart?
    Server's gone, oh why?
    And now I see Iwaku fall apart

    Server's down...
    Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild
    Server's down...
    Every now and then I get a little bit helpless when and I'm dealing with their questions and qualms
    Server's down...
    Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I think that all the members should die
    Server's down...
    Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and stuff my face with cookies and pie
    Server's gone, bye-bye
    Why do all my forum's fall apart?
    Server's gone, God why?
    And now I see Iwaku fall apart!

    But I need it now tonight
    And I need it more than ever
    And if we only build it right
    We'll be roleplaying forever
    And we'll only have fictional fights
    Cause we'll all get along
    Together we can roleplay ev'ry day ev'ry night
    My brother in the CBox spamming all of the time

    All of the time!
    The server's broken down and Iwaku's in the dark
    And ev'ry post and roleplay has been totally farked
    I really need you tonight
    The forum will restart tonight
    The forum will restart tonight

    Once upon a time there was Proboards above
    But now SpaceKitten's falling apart
    There's nothing we can do
    Iwaku has got to restart

    Once upon a time there was Homac and wife
    But now I'm taking over their part
    Nothing I can say
    Iwaku has got to restart!



    *Noob orchestra plays*


    Server's down, Di Di!
    Why must all my forums fall apart?
    Server's down, whine whine!

    And now I see Iwaku fall apart!

    But I need it now tonight
    And I need it more than ever
    And if we only build it right
    We'll be roleplaying forever
    And we'll only have fictional fights
    Cause we'll all get along
    Together we can roleplay ev'ry day ev'ry night
    My brother in the CBox spamming all of the time

    All of the time!
    The server's broken down and Iwaku's in the dark
    And ev'ry post and roleplay has been totally farked
    I really need you tonight
    The forum will restart tonight
    The forum will restart tonight

    Once upon a time there was Proboards above
    But now SpaceKitten's falling apart
    There's nothing we can do
    Iwaku has got to restart

    Once upon a time there was Homac and wife
    But now I'm taking over their part
    Nothing I can say
    Iwaku has got to restart!

    Iwaku has got to restart!


    Server's down Di Di...
    Server's down Di Di...
    Server's down...
     
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  2. Can you tell us what you've read, then? Or we might just keep recommending things you've already seen...
     
  3. Do: Prince - When Doves Cry
     
  4. Betcha it'll turn into "When the NOOBS Cry".
    ^_^
     
  5. SHEER GENIUS.

    ...I actually sang this when the server went down. >:[ I did.
     
  6. An epic must for any Iwaku Play.
     
  7. *As Diana and the Noobs leave the stage, the light comes up on a small, frail figure lying on the stage. Porg slowly rises as the music plays.*

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um5_NTVUpsc"]YouTube - prince-when doves cry[/ame]​

    Dig if u will the picture
    Of me and my friend named Psychosis
    We check everybody's bio sheets
    Can you Iwaku
    Can you picture this?

    Please understand it's so hard
    Emotions and violence in bloom
    Characters with curious powers
    They try to beat
    To beat everything I do

    Why are you guys so demanding?
    My Iwaku World feels so cold (So cold)
    Maybe I'm just tired of ranting
    Maybe I've just got like Asmo, too old
    Maybe I just shouldn't bother
    You're never satisfied (you're never satisfied)
    Why can't my dream be recovered?
    This is what it sounds like
    When Porgs cry

    Touch if u will my stomach
    Feel how it trembles inside
    You've got the storylines all messed up
    Don't make me ban you
    That's how Feral died

    Why are you guys so demanding?
    My Iwaku World feels so cold (So cold)
    Maybe I'm just tired of ranting
    Maybe I've just got like Asmo, too old
    Maybe I just shouldn't bother
    You're never satisfied (you're never satisfied)
    Why can't my dream be recovered?
    This is what it sounds like
    When Porgs cry

    Why are you guys so demanding?
    My Iwaku World feels so cold (So cold)
    Maybe I'm just tired of ranting
    Maybe I've just got like Asmo, too old
    Maybe I just shouldn't bother
    You're never satisfied (you're never satisfied)
    Why can't my dream be recovered?
    This is what it sounds like
    When Porgs cry


    When Porgs cry
    When Porgs cry (Porgs cry, Porgs cry)
    When Porgs cry (Porgs cry, Porgs cry)

    Don't ide (Don't die)

    When Porgs cry
    When Porgs cry
    When Porgs cry

    When Porgs cry (Porgs cry, Porgs cry, Porgs cry)
    Don't die
    RP don't die
    Don't die
    Don't die
    Don't don't die
     
  8. Very nice writing style :) Would like to read more about this character for sure!
     
  9. I think your rendition of Piano Man was the best one from before the server crash.
     
  10. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6moDLjGnYro"]YouTube - Jonathan Coulton in LA -12-Tom Cruise Crazy[/ame]

    Jack Shade is so in love with Kitti
    At least somebody once told him so
    And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
    It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
    But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
    Good thing that he's not hangin’ with Mabu anymore

    Jack Shade is Jack Shade crazy
    Just be glad it's him not you
    If you had Jack Shade's troubles
    You might be Jack Shade crazy too
    You'd flash your big white RPin' smile
    You'd try to impress the noobs
    But you'd be the only man on Iwaku
    Who couldn't enjoy Jack Shade
    Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Jack Shade

    Jack Shade is always getting older
    He knows he'll never be that young again
    And when Jack Shade looks back over his shoulder
    He sees a thousand younger RPing men
    He knows someday he'll have to role play
    An old retarded grandpa
    While someone named Kiru plays his sexy son

    Jack Shade is Jack Shade crazy
    Just be glad it's him not you
    If you had Jack Shade's troubles
    You might be Jack Shade crazy too
    You'd flash your big white RPin' smile
    You'd try to impress the noobs
    But you'd be the only man on Iwaku
    Who couldn't enjoy Jack Shade
    Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Jack Shade

    Jack Shade hopes somewhere there's a place for him
    'Cause he's not of this forum anymore...

    Somewhere in some secluded RP Castle
    Poor Jack Shade sits staring at the wall
    And the outside forum is always such a hassle
    Sometimes he won't go log on at all
    There are hundreds who know his name
    Everybody loves him
    Why is it that he feels so alone?

    Jack Shade is Jack Shade crazy
    Just be glad it's him not you
    If you had Jack Shade's troubles
    You might be Jack Shade crazy too
    You'd flash your big white RPin' smile
    You'd try to impress the noobs
    But you'd be the only man on Iwaku
    Who couldn't enjoy Jack Shade
    Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Jack Shade
     
  11. Why not Pirogeth will take a shot at this too.

    *People start coming back fearing the end of another version of Iwaku.*

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDpcBFkc9Y"]YouTube - FLCL It's the End of the World as We Know It[/ame]

    It's The End of 4.0 As We Know It

    That's great, it starts with a Di Fake, birds and snakes, Feral complains, Asmodeus is not afraid. (Let’s Go)

    Eye of a hurricane, listen to Piro burn role serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs.

    Feed it up a knock, speed, post no, reply no. Forum structure show ‘um with fear of smite, down smite.

    Liar is on fire, represent the seven board games in an Iwaku for hire and a flame war site.

    Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furries breathing down your neck.

    Team by team reposters baffled, trump, tethered crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then.

    Uh oh, overflow, population, server poop, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. Staff serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the cbox and the reverent in the right - right.

    You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, flame, blame lame, feeling pretty psyched.

    It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
    It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
    It's the end of 4.0 as we know it and I feel fine.

    Six o'clock - Isa hour. Don't get caught in Orochi tower. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.

    Lock him in uniform and post burning, blood letting. Every pm escalate. AutoIM incinerate.

    Light a Weavel, light a Sakii. Step down, step down. Watch a real crush, crush. Uh oh,
    this means no fear – cover rear. Renegade and near beer! Adminstrator, Administrator, Adminstrator of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

    It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
    It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
    It's the end of 4.0 as we know it and I feel fine. And I feel fine. And I feel fine.

    The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Iwaku.
    Pirogeth’s coup, Coffecakesadist, Asmoedeus and Diana.
    Birthday party, Coffecake, jelly bean, boom!

    You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right? Right.

    It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
    It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
    It's the end of 4.0 as we know it and I feel fine

    It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it
    It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it
    It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it and I feel fine

    It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it
    It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it
    It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it and I feel fine.

    I FEEL FINE.

    (It's time we got some 4.1 along)
     
  12. Posting second collab now.
     
  13. Rory, I will abuse you for my name in there.... >_>;

    Figured I'd try my hand for once:

    Asmo: "In Anticipation of Your Suicide" by Bedroom Walls
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HK5KtByf_A"]YouTube - Lain AMV - In Anticipation Of Your Suicide[/ame]

    "The Thoughts You Try to Hide"

    Your heart is always almost beating
    as you log onto Iwaku.

    But you say you've tried enough,
    to save them from their own decay.
    And it's just a matter of time before you all fade away.

    What will we find inside of your mind?
    Notes in the margins,
    more words always spinning.
    Ideas you know you want all to know
    your bitter soul grew old too soon
    and roleplays have lost their thrill.
    Vodka, pills and the character doom.
     
  14. ...........

    Asmo, do one with "I don't want to fall in love" by She Wants Revenge.
     
  15. @school so when I'll get up an Prologue for Piper of some sort. After that then I may post a bit on phone and such.
     
  16. Is there a way to delete my triple post? Dx
     
  17. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U"]YouTube - Don McLean- American Pie (with Lyrics)[/ame]

    Bye Bye Mister Torsty Guy

    A long, long time ago...
    I can still remember
    How that server used to make me smile.
    And I knew if I had my chance
    That I could make those members dance
    And, maybe, they’d post for a while.

    But Paorou -Sama made me shiver
    With every private message I’d deliver.
    Bad news on the doorstep;
    I couldn’t take one more step.

    I can’t remember if I cried
    When I read about Isabella’s bride,
    But something scarred me deep inside
    The day the server died.

    So bye-bye, Mister Torsty Guy.
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    And them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
    Singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign.
    "This’ll be the day that I resign."

    Did you write the book of love,
    And do you have faith in Oro above,
    If Insanity tells you so?*
    Do you believe in his rock’n roll,
    Can the server save your mortal soul,
    And can you teach me how to Role Play real slow?*

    Well, I know that Kitti’s in love with him
    `cause I saw her dancing in the gym.
    They both kicked off their shoes.
    Man, I dig those oh so cheesy blues.

    Vay was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
    With a skyblue carnation and a pickup truck,
    But I knew Vay was out of luck
    The day the server died

    I started singing,
    "Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    Them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
    And singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign.
    "this’ll be the day that I resign."

    Now for less than a year we’ve been on our own
    And moss grows fat on Homac’s stone,
    But that’s not how it used to be.
    When Soldato sang for the king and queen,
    In a coat he borrowed from Howard Dean
    And a RP that came from you and me,

    Oh, and while Homac was looking down,
    Asmodues stole his thorny crown.
    The Legacy was adjourned;
    No posts were returned.
    And while Sadako read a book of Marx,
    The Quiinn’s practiced in the park,
    And we RP’ed dirges in the dark
    The day the server died

    We were singing,
    "Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    Them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
    And singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign.
    "This’ll be the day that I resign."

    Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
    Psychosic flew off with a fallout shelter,
    Eight miles high and falling fast.
    She landed foul on the grass.
    The Porg’s tried for a forward pass,
    With Kiru on the sidelines in a cast.

    Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
    While Chaos played a marching tune.
    We all got up to dance,
    Oh, but we never got the chance!
    `cause the role players tried to take the field;
    The ISAF soldiers refused to yield.
    Do you recall what was revealed
    The day the server died?*

    We started singing,
    "Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    Them good old Mods were drinking whiskey and rye
    And singing, "this’ll be the day that I resign.
    "this’ll be the day that I resign."

    Oh, and there we were all in one place,
    A generation lost in webspace
    With no time left to start again.
    So come on: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!
    Jack Shade sat on a candlestick
    Cause fire is Jinx’s only friend.

    Oh, and as I watched Jinx on the stage
    My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
    No Kitsune born in hell
    Could break that Asmo’s spell.
    And as the flames climbed high into the night
    To light the sacrificial rite,
    I saw Asmo laughing with delight
    The day the server died

    He was singing,
    "Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    Them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
    And singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign.
    "this’ll be the day that I resign."

    I met Diana, who sang the blues
    And I asked her for some happy news,
    But she just smiled and turned away.
    I went down to the Space-Kitten store
    Where I’d watched the server years before,
    But the man there said the server wouldn’t play.

    And in the streets: Sakura screamed,
    The Loveless cried, and the Piro dreamed.
    But not a word was spoken;
    The RP posts all were broken.
    And the three members I admire most:
    The Ampu, WMD, and Archy’s ghost,
    They caught the last train for the coast
    The day the server died.

    And they were singing,
    "Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    And them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
    Singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign.
    "This’ll be the day that I resign"

    They were singing,
    "Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    Them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
    Singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign."*
     
  18. Must you always slander my good name? ;__;
     
  19. Cruel Angel's Thesis.