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Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#1
IWAKU HAS GOT TO RESTART (Duet between Diana and the Noobs)

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=840B27zYfOk"]YouTube - Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart[/ame]

Server's down...
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and don't wanna go into town
Server's down...
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to this Brit-a-ney Spears
Server's down...
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best roleplaying years have gone by
Server's down
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified when Asmo has that look in his eyes
Server's gone, bye-bye
Why do all my forum's fall apart?
Server's gone, oh why?
And now I see Iwaku fall apart

Server's down...
Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild
Server's down...
Every now and then I get a little bit helpless when and I'm dealing with their questions and qualms
Server's down...
Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I think that all the members should die
Server's down...
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and stuff my face with cookies and pie
Server's gone, bye-bye
Why do all my forum's fall apart?
Server's gone, God why?
And now I see Iwaku fall apart!

But I need it now tonight
And I need it more than ever
And if we only build it right
We'll be roleplaying forever
And we'll only have fictional fights
Cause we'll all get along
Together we can roleplay ev'ry day ev'ry night
My brother in the CBox spamming all of the time

All of the time!
The server's broken down and Iwaku's in the dark
And ev'ry post and roleplay has been totally farked
I really need you tonight
The forum will restart tonight
The forum will restart tonight

Once upon a time there was Proboards above
But now SpaceKitten's falling apart
There's nothing we can do
Iwaku has got to restart

Once upon a time there was Homac and wife
But now I'm taking over their part
Nothing I can say
Iwaku has got to restart!



*Noob orchestra plays*


Server's down, Di Di!
Why must all my forums fall apart?
Server's down, whine whine!

And now I see Iwaku fall apart!

But I need it now tonight
And I need it more than ever
And if we only build it right
We'll be roleplaying forever
And we'll only have fictional fights
Cause we'll all get along
Together we can roleplay ev'ry day ev'ry night
My brother in the CBox spamming all of the time

All of the time!
The server's broken down and Iwaku's in the dark
And ev'ry post and roleplay has been totally farked
I really need you tonight
The forum will restart tonight
The forum will restart tonight

Once upon a time there was Proboards above
But now SpaceKitten's falling apart
There's nothing we can do
Iwaku has got to restart

Once upon a time there was Homac and wife
But now I'm taking over their part
Nothing I can say
Iwaku has got to restart!

Iwaku has got to restart!


Server's down Di Di...
Server's down Di Di...
Server's down...
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#2
*Wipes tears away from her eyes*

The Noob Orchestra was simply stunning!
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#3
Do: Prince - When Doves Cry
 

Diana

You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#5
SHEER GENIUS.

...I actually sang this when the server went down. >:[ I did.
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
#6
An epic must for any Iwaku Play.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#7
*As Diana and the Noobs leave the stage, the light comes up on a small, frail figure lying on the stage. Porg slowly rises as the music plays.*

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um5_NTVUpsc"]YouTube - prince-when doves cry[/ame]​

Dig if u will the picture
Of me and my friend named Psychosis
We check everybody's bio sheets
Can you Iwaku
Can you picture this?

Please understand it's so hard
Emotions and violence in bloom
Characters with curious powers
They try to beat
To beat everything I do

Why are you guys so demanding?
My Iwaku World feels so cold (So cold)
Maybe I'm just tired of ranting
Maybe I've just got like Asmo, too old
Maybe I just shouldn't bother
You're never satisfied (you're never satisfied)
Why can't my dream be recovered?
This is what it sounds like
When Porgs cry

Touch if u will my stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
You've got the storylines all messed up
Don't make me ban you
That's how Feral died

Why are you guys so demanding?
My Iwaku World feels so cold (So cold)
Maybe I'm just tired of ranting
Maybe I've just got like Asmo, too old
Maybe I just shouldn't bother
You're never satisfied (you're never satisfied)
Why can't my dream be recovered?
This is what it sounds like
When Porgs cry

Why are you guys so demanding?
My Iwaku World feels so cold (So cold)
Maybe I'm just tired of ranting
Maybe I've just got like Asmo, too old
Maybe I just shouldn't bother
You're never satisfied (you're never satisfied)
Why can't my dream be recovered?
This is what it sounds like
When Porgs cry


When Porgs cry
When Porgs cry (Porgs cry, Porgs cry)
When Porgs cry (Porgs cry, Porgs cry)

Don't ide (Don't die)

When Porgs cry
When Porgs cry
When Porgs cry

When Porgs cry (Porgs cry, Porgs cry, Porgs cry)
Don't die
RP don't die
Don't die
Don't die
Don't don't die
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#8
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
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TheNeverThere

Guest
#9
I think your rendition of Piano Man was the best one from before the server crash.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#10
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6moDLjGnYro"]YouTube - Jonathan Coulton in LA -12-Tom Cruise Crazy[/ame]

Jack Shade is so in love with Kitti
At least somebody once told him so
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
Good thing that he's not hangin’ with Mabu anymore

Jack Shade is Jack Shade crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Jack Shade's troubles
You might be Jack Shade crazy too
You'd flash your big white RPin' smile
You'd try to impress the noobs
But you'd be the only man on Iwaku
Who couldn't enjoy Jack Shade
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Jack Shade

Jack Shade is always getting older
He knows he'll never be that young again
And when Jack Shade looks back over his shoulder
He sees a thousand younger RPing men
He knows someday he'll have to role play
An old retarded grandpa
While someone named Kiru plays his sexy son

Jack Shade is Jack Shade crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Jack Shade's troubles
You might be Jack Shade crazy too
You'd flash your big white RPin' smile
You'd try to impress the noobs
But you'd be the only man on Iwaku
Who couldn't enjoy Jack Shade
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Jack Shade

Jack Shade hopes somewhere there's a place for him
'Cause he's not of this forum anymore...

Somewhere in some secluded RP Castle
Poor Jack Shade sits staring at the wall
And the outside forum is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won't go log on at all
There are hundreds who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?

Jack Shade is Jack Shade crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Jack Shade's troubles
You might be Jack Shade crazy too
You'd flash your big white RPin' smile
You'd try to impress the noobs
But you'd be the only man on Iwaku
Who couldn't enjoy Jack Shade
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Jack Shade
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
#11
Why not Pirogeth will take a shot at this too.

*People start coming back fearing the end of another version of Iwaku.*

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDpcBFkc9Y"]YouTube - FLCL It's the End of the World as We Know It[/ame]

It's The End of 4.0 As We Know It

That's great, it starts with a Di Fake, birds and snakes, Feral complains, Asmodeus is not afraid. (Let’s Go)

Eye of a hurricane, listen to Piro burn role serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs.

Feed it up a knock, speed, post no, reply no. Forum structure show ‘um with fear of smite, down smite.

Liar is on fire, represent the seven board games in an Iwaku for hire and a flame war site.

Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furries breathing down your neck.

Team by team reposters baffled, trump, tethered crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then.

Uh oh, overflow, population, server poop, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. Staff serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the cbox and the reverent in the right - right.

You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, flame, blame lame, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
It's the end of 4.0 as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - Isa hour. Don't get caught in Orochi tower. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.

Lock him in uniform and post burning, blood letting. Every pm escalate. AutoIM incinerate.

Light a Weavel, light a Sakii. Step down, step down. Watch a real crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear – cover rear. Renegade and near beer! Adminstrator, Administrator, Adminstrator of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
It's the end of 4.0 as we know it and I feel fine. And I feel fine. And I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Iwaku.
Pirogeth’s coup, Coffecakesadist, Asmoedeus and Diana.
Birthday party, Coffecake, jelly bean, boom!

You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
It's the end of 4.0 as we know it.
It's the end of 4.0 as we know it and I feel fine

It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it
It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it
It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it and I feel fine

It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it
It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it
It’s the end of 4.0 as we know it and I feel fine.

I FEEL FINE.

(It's time we got some 4.1 along)
 
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
either or
Favorite Genres
I'm not really picky. I'll USUALLY try things at least once
Genre You DON'T Like
...again I'm flexible...so there isn't really a genre i DONT like per say
#12
*applauds piro* haha so great ^_^
 
K

Kitti

Guest
#13
Rory, I will abuse you for my name in there.... >_>;

Figured I'd try my hand for once:

Asmo: "In Anticipation of Your Suicide" by Bedroom Walls
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HK5KtByf_A"]YouTube - Lain AMV - In Anticipation Of Your Suicide[/ame]

"The Thoughts You Try to Hide"

Your heart is always almost beating
as you log onto Iwaku.

But you say you've tried enough,
to save them from their own decay.
And it's just a matter of time before you all fade away.

What will we find inside of your mind?
Notes in the margins,
more words always spinning.
Ideas you know you want all to know
your bitter soul grew old too soon
and roleplays have lost their thrill.
Vodka, pills and the character doom.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#14
...........

Asmo, do one with "I don't want to fall in love" by She Wants Revenge.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#15
*As Piro and Rory depart, the lights come up on a lonely GM, sitting at the edge of the stage with his head in his hands*

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFYQQPAOz7Y"]YouTube - Eminem - Lose Yourself MUSIC VIDEO[/ame]​

Look, if you had one plot, or one community
Could write everything you ever wanted - One roleplay
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His story's shitty, sheet's weak, words are heavy
He knows it's could be better already, starts regretting
He's nervous, but in the Cbox he looks calm and ready
The plot bombs, players keep on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd spams so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how everybody's joking now
The plots run out, IC's over, wow!

Snap back to the OOC, oh! there goes modesty
Oh, he goes rabid, he's stoked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, and those assholes crack up his hopes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his notebooks tome, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole crap RP
He better go capture this genre and hope it don't crash him

You better lose yourself in the roleplay, the whole day
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one plot, do not miss your chance to show
This whole commmunity how you've hit the bigtime yo

The cast's escaping, through plot holes that are gaping
This spelling's fine no mistakes or anything,
As we move toward a, posting order,
A normal plot is boring, but powergaming's close to post mortem
The posting grows harder, egos grows hotter
He blows his whole temper these noobs is all on him
Post to post woes, he moans he's the gamesmaster
Lonely roads, Mods only know
He's grown harsher, emo, there's no laughter
He just groans and barely knows what he's here for
But hold your woes cause here comes roleplay slaughter
His bros don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
His thread closed and went nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
Should'a chose an old member, when he first came on
Da da dum da dum da da

You better lose yourself in the roleplay, the whole day
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one plot, do not miss your chance to show
This whole commmunity how you've hit the bigtime yo

No more games, I'ma change what Mods call rage
Tear this motherfucking site up like world war waged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out by these roleplays
But I kept whining, PM writin the staff members
Best believe somebody sees and remembers
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my crap Sci-Fi's
And I can't provide the right type of world for my RP
Cause man, these goddam noob scamps are so hyper
And it's not moving, unknown like a cipher, such is my life
And these lines are so flawed and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a GM and a moderator
Baby forum drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in Cbox, and my roleplay of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I screw up and fail the lot
Success is my only motherfucking option, WOW is not
Mods, I love you, but this member's got to go
I cannot grow old in this Cbox
So here I go it's my shot
Sheet fail me not
This may be the only damn community that I got

You better lose yourself in the roleplay, the whole day
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one plot, do not miss your chance to show
This whole commmunity how you've hit the bigtime yo

You can post anything you set your mind to, man


*music fades as lights dim*
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
#16
*As the light is dim the audience sees the Noob Orchestra coming back. The lights give life to the stage once again as they see the red curtains slowly part for the next song.*

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ07YjRQROU"]YouTube - The Coconut Song!!![/ame]

I've Got a Lovely Bunch of RP'ers

Down at the Iwaku, no idea what to do
When I heard a showman shouting right next to the loo

I've got a lovely bunch of RP’ers.
There they are a'writing for a show
Big ones, small ones, some with inflated heads!
Give 'em a plot, a flick of a thought
That's what the showman said

I've got a lovely bunch of RP’ers.
Every call you throw will make me rich
There stands me Mod, the great RP’ing God
Singing write a fight a fall a penny a pitch

Singing write a fight a fall a penny a pitch
Write a fight a fall a penny a pitch
Write a fight a fall, write a fight a fall
Singing write a fight a fall a penny a pitch

*Noob orchestra returns*

I've got a lovely bunch of RP’ers. (they're lovely)
There they are a’writing for a show (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some with inflated heads! (and bigger)
Give 'em a plot, a flick of a thought.
That's what the showman said

Now that I've got a lovely bunch of RP’ers (ya da da da da)
Every call you throw will make me rich (have a banana)
There stands me Mod, the great RP’ing God.
Singing write a fight a fall a penny a pitch (all together now)

Singing write a fight a fall a penny a pitch (harmony!)
Write a fight a fall a penny a pitch
Write a fight a fall, write a fight a fall
Singing write a fight a fall a penny a pitch

Singing write a fight a fall a penny a pitch!
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#17
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U"]YouTube - Don McLean- American Pie (with Lyrics)[/ame]

Bye Bye Mister Torsty Guy

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that server used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those members dance
And, maybe, they’d post for a while.

But Paorou -Sama made me shiver
With every private message I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about Isabella’s bride,
But something scarred me deep inside
The day the server died.

So bye-bye, Mister Torsty Guy.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign.
"This’ll be the day that I resign."

Did you write the book of love,
And do you have faith in Oro above,
If Insanity tells you so?*
Do you believe in his rock’n roll,
Can the server save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to Role Play real slow?*

Well, I know that Kitti’s in love with him
`cause I saw her dancing in the gym.
They both kicked off their shoes.
Man, I dig those oh so cheesy blues.

Vay was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With a skyblue carnation and a pickup truck,
But I knew Vay was out of luck
The day the server died

I started singing,
"Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
And singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign.
"this’ll be the day that I resign."

Now for less than a year we’ve been on our own
And moss grows fat on Homac’s stone,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When Soldato sang for the king and queen,
In a coat he borrowed from Howard Dean
And a RP that came from you and me,

Oh, and while Homac was looking down,
Asmodues stole his thorny crown.
The Legacy was adjourned;
No posts were returned.
And while Sadako read a book of Marx,
The Quiinn’s practiced in the park,
And we RP’ed dirges in the dark
The day the server died

We were singing,
"Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
And singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign.
"This’ll be the day that I resign."

Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
Psychosic flew off with a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
She landed foul on the grass.
The Porg’s tried for a forward pass,
With Kiru on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While Chaos played a marching tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`cause the role players tried to take the field;
The ISAF soldiers refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the server died?*

We started singing,
"Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old Mods were drinking whiskey and rye
And singing, "this’ll be the day that I resign.
"this’ll be the day that I resign."

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A generation lost in webspace
With no time left to start again.
So come on: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!
Jack Shade sat on a candlestick
Cause fire is Jinx’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched Jinx on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No Kitsune born in hell
Could break that Asmo’s spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw Asmo laughing with delight
The day the server died

He was singing,
"Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
And singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign.
"this’ll be the day that I resign."

I met Diana, who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the Space-Kitten store
Where I’d watched the server years before,
But the man there said the server wouldn’t play.

And in the streets: Sakura screamed,
The Loveless cried, and the Piro dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The RP posts all were broken.
And the three members I admire most:
The Ampu, WMD, and Archy’s ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the server died.

And they were singing,
"Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign.
"This’ll be the day that I resign"

They were singing,
"Bye-bye, Mister Trosty Guy
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old mods were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I resign."*
 
K

Kitti

Guest
#18
Must you always slander my good name? ;__;
 
R

Razilin

Guest
#19
Cruel Angel's Thesis.