Iwaku the Musical

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Acquariana

Guest
((This would probably be placed in the appendix of the written script, but I was thinking "Omg, yes, I can so change the lyrics around in this song" XD))

-A few drunk noobs gather near the CBox-

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAMcV_1eqeg"]YouTube- Kesha - Party At A Rich Dude's House (with Lyrics)[/ame]

Flame War at the Cbox Now

Crowd of people in one place (come on let's flame it)
Come on let's cause a scene (come on let's spam it)
Other noobs in the Cbox (come on let's flame it)
I'm flamin' through some PM's (come on let's spam it)
Now, come on let's flame it
We're gonna spam it now
Come on let's flame it
Come on let's spam it!​

Whoa ohh
There's a flame war at the Cbox now
Whoa
There's a flame war at the Cbox now
If ya wanna flame
Then ya know oh
We're gonna flame till we do it right
So lets whoa oh
Tonight​

No we are not veterans (come on lets do it)
No we don't give a shit (come on lets do it)
Flame 'til your warnings come (come on get crazy)
Flame it till the break of dawn (come on lets do it)
Now, come on lets flame it
Come on, come on, come on​

Whoa oh
There's a flame war at the the Cbox now
Whoa oh
There's a flame war at the Cbox now
So if ya wanna spam
then ya now oh
We're gonna spam till we do it right
So lets wooow oh oh
Tonight​

-A female noob out of the group sings solo-​

I wake to my laptop screen
(We don't care)
Warnings in my inbox
(We don't care)
I p***** off an admin
And I don't care
'Cause the sun is coming up
And omg I think he's still mad,
Get me banned!​

-Chorus resumes singing together-​

There's a flame war at the Cbox now
There's a flame war at the Cbox now
Whoa oh
There's a flame war at the Cbox now
Whoa oh
There's a flamewar at the Cbox house now
So if you wanna flame
then you know
Were gonna flame 'til we do it right
So lets whoa oh
Tonight​
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
And to kick start this again here's a little piece on our friendly book, The Thesaurus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT1GaD6B_Lk

The Thesaurus

Woo Hoo x4
I got me spell checked
By the internet
It was easy
But writing is, not
Woo hoo
When I get into trouble
Woo hoo
And I need acronyms for “beatles”
Woo hoo
Well I lie to make it easy
All of the time
But I'm never sure why
I need it
Pleased to toss ya

I got my work done
When I was young
It's not my problem
It's not my problem
Woo hoo
When I get into trouble
Woo hoo
And I need acronyms for “beatles”
Woo hoo
Well I lie to make it easy
All of the time
But I'm never sure why
I need it
Pleased to toss ya yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
I know there's been a song for her recently, but I feel she deserves AT LEAST two after all the Diana songs.

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*Performed by st00pid n00bs, or the sweet lonely guyz Orechestra of Iwaku*

Babe, newsletter's so far away
There's something I just have to say
I don't think I can hide what I'm feelin' inside
Another day, knowin' I love you
And I, I'm getting too close again
I don't want to see it end
If I PM you tonight will you log out the site
And walk away knowin' I love you?

I'm gonna take you by surprise
And make you realize, Sakura
I'm gonna tell you right away,
I can't wait another day, Sakura
I'm gonna post it like a man
And hope I don't get banned, Sakura
I love you

And I feel like tonight's the night
Lookin' for the words to write
Do you wanna be free, are you ready for me
To feel this right
I don't wanna lose you
So, it may be too soon, I know
The feeling takes so long to grow
If I tell you today will you turn me away
And let me go?
I don't wanna lose you

I'm gonna take you by surprise
And make you realize, Sakura
I'm gonna tell you right away,
I can't wait another day, Sakura
I'm gonna post it like a man
And hope I don't get banned, Sakura
Oh girl

You and I
I know that we can't wait
But I swear, I swear it's not a lie girl
Newsletter may be too late
You, you and I girl
We can share an Iwaku together
It's now or never
And the newsletter may be too late

And, feelin' the way I do
I don't wanna wait my whole life a weeaboo. . .
. . .To say I'm in love with you
 
K

~Katsugi Kaji~

Guest
ranting time is here - to the tune of Charlie Brown's Christmas time is here

Ranting time is here
Sadness and rageeee
Fun for those that iwaku calls
Their favorite time of the day

Emotions in the air
Rage everywhere
Olden times and ancient rhymes
Of love and cares to share

hope in the air
Love everywhere
Hope by the forum side
And joyful memories there

Ranting time is here
We'll be drawing near
Oh, that we could always see
Such love through the years
Oh, that we could always see
Such caring through the years
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
STOP WRITING

Hey Iwaku members, you suck I can't read a thing
I have got no patience on this site you see, see.
Wha-wha-what did you say? No you need more quality
Sorry, I cannot help you, just leave my RP

Just leave my RP
Just leave my RP
Sorry I cannot help you
Just leave my RP

Just a second, do you even get this damn roleplay?
Cos I cannot explain the plot if you're a noob okay?
You should've made subplots with me, you know planning is key.
And now you won't stop posting up your piss-poor travesties.

STOP WRITING! STOP WRITING! I don't wanna read anymore!
I've lost all faith and I've thrown up on the floor
STOP WRITING! STOP WRITING! I don't wanna read anymore!
This anime shit should be against the law

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Get out of my RP-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
I'm angry-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Get out of my RP-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!

You can bawl all you want, you can bitch and moan, but you're not gonna break my roleplay's tone
Cos I've worked of my ass and my roleplay has class and you just gotta find another home

Noob the way you spamming up my thread just makes me wanna hate ya
Don't make me moderate ya
Bitch I will castrate ya
I should'a done Invite-Only to keep out masturbators
Posting like a hijacker
Sorry I've got to ban yer

Not that I don't like you, I just love my roleplay
And I am sick and tired of these noob p-posting
Sometimes it feels like we're not the same generation
Tonight I'm accepting no shit just good roleplaying

Just good roleplaying
Just good roleplaying
Tonight I'm accepting no shit
Just good roleplaying

STOP WRITING! STOP WRITING! I don't wanna read anymore!
Your ego-trip makes my eyes and my brain sore.
STOP WRITING! STOP WRITING! I don't wanna read anymore!
You make me want to slam my balls in a door

STOP WRITING! STOP WRITING! I don't wanna read anymore!
Your writing sucks like a two-dollar manwhore
STOP WRITING! STOP WRITING! I don't wanna read anymore!
Hit the delete button that's what it's there for

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Get out of my RP-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
I'm angry-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Get out of my RP-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Get out of my RP-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
I'm angry-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Get out of my RP-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!

You can bawl all you want, you can bitch and moan, but you're not gonna break my roleplay's tone
Cos I've worked of my ass and my roleplay has class and you just gotta find another home

You can bawl all you want, you can bitch and moan, but you're not gonna break my roleplay's tone
Cos your writing is shit and you've failed English Lit., you're the worse thing since Attack of the Clones.

A-A-Attack of the Clones
A-A-Attack of the Clones
Yes your writing is shit and you've failed Englist Lit. you're the worst thing since Attack of the Clones!

A-A-Attack of the Clones
A-A-Attack of the Clones
Yes your writing is shit and you've failed Englist Lit. you're the worst thing since Attack of the Clones!


We're sorry, the roleplay you have joined is out of your league at this time,
Please go to Gaia, or back to school again.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
DON'T STOP ROLEPLAYING

Just a small site girl
Livin' in the Moonwings world
She took the u-r-l into Iwaku

Just a repressed man
Born and raised in south England
He took the u-r-l into Iwaku

A forum and chatbox room
A membership of trolls and noobs
For a while no leaders in sight
Gabe was gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone!

Roleplays waiting
Fucking up the story arcs!
Their bios needing a rewri-i-ite
Shit-like people
Unable to find emotion
Worse than fanfic for Twiliiiiiiiight!!!

*solo*

Working hard with Admin skill
Asmo and Diana thrill
Making roleplays with and without dice, the stats look fine!

Some plots win, some plot lose
Some get ruined by the noobs
Oh the Mythos never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Roleplays racing
Filling up the members' hearts
The GMs planning things alri-i-ight
L33t-like people
Roleplaying with true devotion
Posting ev'ry day and niiiiiiiiight

Don't stop roleplaying!
Diana is pray-ay-ing!
L33t-like people
Woo-oaah-oaaah!!!

Don't stop roleplaying!
Asmo's hair is grey-i-i-i-ing!
L33t-like people
Woo-oaah-oaaah!!!

Don't stop roleplaying!
Admins need obey-ey-ing!
L33t-like people
Woo-oaah-oaaah!!!

DON'T STOP!
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Asmo should sing this outside of Diana's window one rainy night, but should also get ready to run when Gibs gets into a murderlizin' mind.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
I request the safety dance song be incorperated
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


Jack Shade, meet Jack Shade, he's the greatest author in history.
From some town in Indiana, he hates everyone, including you and me.
Let's write, with the recluse down the street, who knows if he uses his two feet?
When you're, with Jack Shade, Have a yabba dabba doo time, A dabba doo time, You'll have a rottin' old time!
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
Cuz I thought of this one at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuDEP6eFkeA

Who is Jack?

Who is Jack
Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more
Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

Who is Jack
Yeah

(Whooo-oooo-oooo-oooo)

Oh I know him
Wait he’s not there
I give him my time
but he don't care
So who is right
and who is wrong
gimme a sign

Who is Jack
Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

Who is Jack
Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

(Whooo-oooo-oooo-oooo—is he)
(Whooo-oooo-oooo-oooo—is he)

Oh I know him
He’s on that graph
what else is he on?
He’s on the Staff
Oh I know that
Just Rory and him
He can't get on?

Who is Jack
Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

Who is Jack
Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

(Whooo-oooo-oooo-oooo—is he)
(Whooo-oooo-oooo-oooo—is he)

Who is Jack
(Whoooo-oooo-oooo-oooo)
Who is Jack
(Whoooo-oooo-oooo-oooo)
Who is Jack
Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

Don't mock me
Don't mock me
I know no other,
No other cover
That is his life
his time
When they are together
They’ll battle forever
Is it Jack

Who is Jack
Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

Who is Jack
Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

(Whooo-oooo-oooo-oooo—is he)
(Whooo-oooo-oooo-oooo—is he)

Who is Jack
Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

Who is Jack
Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

Rory don't mock me
Don't mock me
no more

Who is Jack?!...