Iwaku the Musical

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
XD...Lower mods eh?

;(
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
Rhyming and some truth. So now that the Halloween is over I think we should hit it off with another song.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkeQBPpnMA8"]YouTube - Jefferson Airplane - We Built This City (lyrics)[/ame]

We Built Iwaku

WE built Iwaku,
We built Iwaku on role players (x2)

Say you don't role play, or recognize my posts
Say you don't care who is the Iwaku’s hosts.
Free sleep at the keyboard, typing up your fight
Too many silent times in the morning light.

Palonis plays the Ninja,
Listen to the Iwaku Show.
Don't you remember?
We built Iwaku
We built Iwaku on role players!
We built Iwaku, we built Iwaku on role players
Built Iwaku, we built Iwaku on role players

Chaos always playing silly online games
Who cares they're always changing World of Warcraft names
We just want to role play, someone lost the page
They call it the server breakdown, it killed my new mage.

Pirogeth plays the Villain,
Listen to the Iwaku Show.
Don't you remember?
We built Iwaku
We built Iwaku on role players!
We built Iwaku, we built Iwaku on role players
Built Iwaku, we built Iwaku on role players

It's just another Sunday, on this awesome old site.
The staff has got the boat load, ohhhhh and we just seen the light.

Who plays the honey, married to NPC’s.
Who tries to listen to Isabell’s CD’s.
Please tell us you need us, 'cause we're in need of men.
Loyal to Iwaku, making up our next gen.

(Iwaku Show chatter)

Don't you remember ...

(Iwaku Show chatter)

Our Rory plays the Steam Punk.,
Listen to the Iwaku Show -
Don't you remember?
We built Iwaku,
We built Iwaku on role players
We built Iwaku, we built Iwaku on role players
Built Iwaku, we built Iwaku on role players
Built Iwaku, we built Iwaku on role players
Built Iwaku, we built Iwaku on role players

We built, we built Iwaku yeah
We built Iwaku
We built, we built Iwaku
(Repeat x5 - fadeing out)
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
It should've been "We built Iwaku by plaaaaaying roles!"

It would rhyme better.

>:[
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
Mister "I-can't-handle-the-non-me-version" trampling all over my one attempt at revival. There will be other songs and ways to do them. So let us get creative rather than critical.

Something coming soon...
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
And here is the most wanted song from my song thread.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m50p-XScreM"]YouTube- We Didn't Start the Fire w/ Lyrics[/ame]

We Didn't Start the Server

Lord Peridox, Gabriel, Razilin, go to hell.
North Pacific, Fallen Demons, Shadows of the Past.

Paorou-Sama, Bowie Granap, Imp Edgecrusher, Staff will kidnap
Pre site crashing, Post site crashing, Peridox’s a dick

Confusion, F-bomb, this is gay, the site’s gone
Homac, "Prince of the Rings", and the “Kozmo Metal Wings"

Back however, boot up, Homac will not screw up
Expanded site, Liberated, Old 1.0 goodbye

CHORUS
We didn't start the server
It was always running
Since the site’s been humming
We didn't start the server
No we didn't think it
But we tried to link it

Members Stalling, Gabe is staff, the members are down to half
Get that feller, spam-a-nella, The role plays rock

Wrong con, the woodrat, Pao’s a meany, who’s that
Its Miss Sakii, work around the site

Aki, J.C. Quinn, Staff recruiting for the win.
Fluffy Rock it, Sasaki, this impressed me, Katsugi

Rory, Costume Fest, Liquid Zilla, some rest
Anne Bonny, staff replaced, Trouble in the staff board

We didn't start the server
It was always running
Since the site’s been humming
We didn't start the server
No we didn't think it
But we tried to link it

Little rough, now that’s past, bring in ICSYL, and cast
Screw it, ban this guy, I hate it when he sighs

We move on, Pirogeth, start character death,
Dark weather, Homac died?, Asmodeus has been tried

Be celcius, Been Her, she’s a trap, oh dur.
ISAF troops, Feral, Piro is swamped with bull

youtube, staff is free, disappeared aki, LZ
Newby Checker, no-go, Iwaku ends 2.0

We didn't start the server
It was always running
Since the site’s been humming
We didn't start the server
No we didn't think it
But we tried to link it

Silent Hill, FoR, Curse of the Wounded King,
members, numbers, Best year of summer

cbox of new Iwaku, British are still with us too
Ole Di, next gen, Pirogeth back again

Test Site, changing staff, Asmo on the admin path
3.0 blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the server
It was always running
Since the site’s been humming
We didn't start the server
No we didn't think it
But we tried to link it

Mind control, ho shi’ man, The new site looks well uh damn
Moonwings, AFTA, space kitten’s fasta’

Begin role plays, this one’s mine, Awesome is now online
Iwaku guides are unveiled, New role plays are being derailed

Some good Fortune, less are dead, Iwaku Show, flagship threads
Not to last, flabbergast, dies, crap, reboot fast

4.1 up and running, new people are not coming
Torsty saves us from the brink, went spamming Iwaku’s link

We didn't start the server
It was always running
Since the site’s been humming.
We didn't start the server
But when we are gone
It will still run on, and on, and on, and on...

We didn't start the server
It was always running
Since the site’s been humming
We didn't start the server
No we didn't think it
But we tried to link it

We didn't start the server
It was always running
Since the site’s been humming
We didn't start the server
No we didn't think it
But we tried to link it

We didn't start the server
It was always running
Since the site’s been humming
We didn't start the server…
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
Man can't find the right version. Ah well here is the slightly shorter one.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bQwin3Vv0k"]YouTube- Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me[/ame]

Somebody's Playing Me (Asmo)

Who's playing
Tell me, who's playing
Who's playing me

I'm just a British man
With a British life
I work from nine to five
Hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone
In my British home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the roleplay zone

And (I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
And it’s in a mystery
Whooooa-oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
Tell me, am I on a team?

When I come home at night
I log onto the site.
People call me in the box
I'm trying to avoid
But can the people on IW see me
Or am I just paranoid

When I'm in the tower.
I'm afraid to leave my lair
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find Chaos standing there
People say I'm crazy
Just a little touched
But maybe towers remind me
Of ICSYL too much
That's why

(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
And it’s in a fantasy
Whooooa, oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
Who's playin' Micks with me

[Instrumental Interlude]

(Who's playing me)
I don't know anymore
Are the members playing me
(Who's playing)
Well, is the fail man playing me
(Tell me, who's playing)
And I don't feel right anymore
Oh, where’s the ref
I wonder who's playing me now
(Who)
The ISAF

(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
And it’s in a history
Whooooa, oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
Tell me, are there Paorou beams?

(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
It’s like I have ancestry
Whooooa, oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
Who's playin' Sticks with me

Whooooa-oh-oh
Oooooooh

(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me) x5
And I have badassery
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
I can’t enjoy my tea
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
Can I have my stability
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
Who’s playing me?
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
Stop playing Ricks with me.
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
Why don’t they leave me be?
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's playing me)
 
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Boss Frost

Guest
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU1AghHD0_U"]YouTube- Tommy Sparks - She's Got Me Dancing[/ame]


They've got me Postin'!
(The Spellcheck Song)

Hey!
What do you know about the game and the plot in our mind?
We've all been looking at you and we say that it's your time.
I see you postin' but you never ever check your words
Hey! What do you know I think you've gotta do this up again!

Have you ever, felt so numbly?
In this cold, Forum so cold...
Have you ever, felt so braindead?

Chorus
They've got me postin'
They've me postin'
They've got me postin'
Though they're always one step behind...
(repeat)

Hey! You! I post it on up.
Just-a spend a little bit of your life.
Notacat's got a spellcheck aside and she likes what you did before.
You see me postin' but I never ever like to talk.
Hey! What do we know I think we've done it to ourselves again!

Have you ever, felt so foolish?
In this cold, Forum so cold...
Have you ever, felt so outta-touch?

Chorus
She's got me postin'
She's got me postin'
She's got me postin'
Though she's always one step behind...
(repeat)

Have you ever, felt so annoyed?
In this cold, Forum so cold...
Have you ever, felt so chaotic?

Chorus
They've got me postin'
They've got me postin'
They've got me postin'
Though they're always one step behind!
(repeat)
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
heh nice one Frost. I got the Ultimate Forum of Ultimate Destiny for you guys done. Mostly just name drops.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA"]YouTube- The Ultimate Showdown (with MP3 ♫)[/ame]

Ultimate Forum of Ultimate Destiny

Old King Weavel was hopping around,
Iwaku City like a big playground.
When suddenly Razillin burst from the shade,
and hit King Weavel with a Batgrenade.
King Weavel got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shan.
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shan Fu,
when Sir Ricarten came out of the blue.

And he started beating up Lady Shaneal,
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile.
but before it could make it back to the Batcave,
Gabriel Zero popped out of his grave.
And took an AK47 out from under his hat,
and blew Razillin away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
because Orochi Prime came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Forum of Ultimate Destiny.
Old guys, new guys, and expulsions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Forum of Ultimate Destiny

King Weavel took a bite out of Orochi Prime,
like Carl McCarthy took a bite out of crime.
And then Shan came back covered in a tire track,
but Jackie Shade jumped out and landed on her back.
And Razillin was injured, and trying to get steady,
when Gabriel Zero came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Nino Notachat took him out with his whip.

Then he saw King Weavel sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.
'Cause Razillin stole it and he shot and he missed,
and Jackie Shade deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,
while Gabriel Zero tried to pole vault.
onto Orochi Prime, but they collided in the air.
then they both got hit by a Kitti Stare.

This is the Ultimate Forum of Ultimate Destiny.
Old guys, new guys, and expulsions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Forum...

Members sang out “answer us please save us!”,
down from the heavens descended Asmodeus.
Who delivered a kick which could shatter stats,
into the crotch of Nino Notachat.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
as Razillin changed back into Bruce Wayne.
but Asmo saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed Razillin’s head in between his thighs.

Then Coffee the grey and Coffee the white and
Patty Pixie and the October Knight.

And Necromanic Grumpy and The Dark Meanie,
and Viking Torsty and Big Red the Genie

Rory Cop, the Gibsinator,
Captain Nic, and Porg Vader

The Pan, Miru Man,
every ISAF Soldier.

Warmasterdeath and 4got10angl,
Di, Aki, LZ, and J. C. Quinn -

All came out of no where lightning fast,
And they kicked Asmodeus in his British ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the site ever saw,
with members looking on total awe.

The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually.
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Ms. Sakura in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Forum of Ultimate Destiny.
Old guys, new guys, and expulsions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Forum...
(the Ultimate Forum)
This is the Ultimate Forum...
(the Ultimate Forum)
This is the Ultimate Forum...
(the Ultimate Forum)

of Ultimate Destiny
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
Just because I'm on a roll here's another one.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVSwiBc9kT8"]YouTube- AMV - Trigun - Renegade (Styx)[/ame]

The Wanted Mod

Oh Diana I'm in fear for my life from the strong arm of the staff
Staffman has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my room.
Oh Diana I can hear you a’laughing you're so glad at this mods doom.
Asmoman is comin' down from the Staff Board and I don't have very long

The jig is up the booze is out they've finally banned me
The man with gall who had it all retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This will be the end today of the wanted mod

Oh Diana I've had troubles with ram
And had a high price over head
Staffman said get him to say something
Now it's for sure he'll be stupid.
Dear Diana I can hear you a’laughing
You're so glad at this mod’s doom.
Asmoman is coming down from the Staff Board
And I don't have very long

The jig is up, the booze is out
They finally banned me
The man with gall who had it all
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
The grudge will have resolve today
On the wanted mod.

[Guitar Interlude]

Oh Diana, I'm in fear for my life from the strong arm of the Staff
Asmoman is coming down from the Staff Board And I don't have very long

The jig is up, the booze is out
They finally banned me
The man with gall who had it all
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted mod
the wanted mod

and i don't wanna go,
oh no
dont let 'em take me
no no

Request from: Corvus Corax
 
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Corvus Corax

Guest
I didn't change much, like the song though so...here.

The song: Running up that hill, placebo.
(A Kate Bush cover)


-A lone, delusional, noob huddled in a corner starts to sing-

(In the noobs mind Diana and Vay are backup singers while Asmo is playing the piano with a cup of Tea beside him.....Must have the tea.)

Diana, she likes me.
You wanna feel how it feels?
You wanna know, know that she really likes me?
You wanna hear about the thread I'm making?
You be posting up that thread
You and me be posting up that thread

And if I only could,
Make a thread with vay,
And get him to swap our places,
Be posting up that thread,
Be posting up that site,
Be posting up that roleplay.
If I only could, oh...

Diana don't wanna like me,
But see how deep the luffling lies.
Unaware that I'm posting you asunder.
There's a thunder in our hearts, baby.
So much hate for the ones we love?
Tell me, we both matter, don't we?

You, be posting up that thread
You and me, be posting up that game
You and me won't be unhappy.

And if I only could,
Make a thread with Vay ,
And get him to swap our places,
Be posting up that thread,
Be posting up that site,
Be posting up that roleplay,
If I only could, oh...

C'mon, baby, c'mon, c'mon, darling,
Let me steal this moment from you now.
C'mon, angel, c'mon, c'mon, darling,
Let's exchange the experience, oh...'

And if I only could,
Make a thread with Vay,
And get him to swap our places,
Be posting up that thread,
Be posting up that site,
With no problems [x2]

'If I only could, be posting up that thread.' [x7]


-the noob is nuked accidentally by Sho-
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
It's Christmas time, nobody joins roleplays
At Christmas time, Xindaris fights and we lose JackShade
D&D and Hentai tries to spread a smile of joy
But the forum feels so cold at Christmas time...

So say a prayer, pray for our poor forum!
At Christmas time it's hard, when real life spoils our fun!
There's a world outside the website, and it's a world of school and peers
Where the only thing worth knowing, is the choice of your career
And the college bells that ring there make you feel like such a noob
Well tonight thank God you've got this Iwaku!

And there won't be posts in Wonderland this Christmas time
The Cbox will show little signs of life
Where every roleplay slows
No threads or board games flow
Do you even love this site at all?

Here's to you, now you've let down everyone
Here's to us, what a shambles we've become
Do you even love this site at all?

Feed the boards!
Feed the boards!

Feed the boards!
Let the forum live again!

Feed the boards!
Let the forum live again!

Feed the boards!
Let the forum live again!

Feed the boards!
Let the forum live again!
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Hey, Asmodeus comes over here
to say we're should post frequently
Should I tell him "no"? or log out and go?
Back to playing games like D&D?
Oh I say it's tough, I have had enough
Asmo just stop hounding me!

I have had to post, for this British host
All throughout these damn stories
Then he comes to say, oh yes yet again
Can you post more frequently?

Fucking Admin wait a mo'
My head's not in the writing zone
Wish I could be trusted now
In the eyes of the Mods I love

Herpa derpa derp derp
Herpa derpa derp
Nohm-nohm-nohm nohm ohmn-nohm-nohm
Herpa derpa derp
Wish he would mind his own business...


Bang! There's a GM post and more shit's gone down
Now he wants replies from me
But I've just got home, parents on my tail
I have got to shop for groceries
Post is expected, just stop - Asmo just stop hounding me!

Herpa derpa derp derp
Herpa derpa derp
Nohm-nohm-nohm nohm ohmn-nohm-nohm
Herpa derpa derp
Wish he would mind his own business...

Wish I could be trusted now
In the eyes of the Mods I love
Fucking Admin wait a mo'
Go write another parody song...

Wish he would mind his own business...

*Instrumental*
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO4EqxK-UQA"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]

Diana Got Runover By a Panada

Diana got runover by a panda
walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You could say there’s no such thing as Sakura
but as for me and Orochi we believe

She'd been drinking too much egg nog 
and Patty begged her not to go
but she forgot Asmo’s medication 
and she staggered out the door into the snow

When we found her the Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
She had paw prints on her fore head 
and incriminating Moeblob marks on her back

Diana got runover by a panda
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You could say there’s no such thing as Sakura
but as for me and Orochi we believe

Now we're all so proud of Orochi
he's been taking this so well
see him in there watching porno, drinking beer
and playing cards with the cousin Fel

It’s not Christmas without Diana
all the forum's dressed in black
and we just can’t help but wonder
should we open up Jack’s gifts or send them back?

(Send them back!)

Diana got run over by a panda
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
you could say there’s no such thing as Sakura
but as for me and Orochi we believe

Now Chaos is drunk on the table
and Jinx is eating a fig (ah!)
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair in Asmo’s wig 

I've warned all our friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
to a girl who rides a sled and role plays as elves

Diana got run over by a panda
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You could say there’s no such thing as Sakura
but as for me and Orochi we believe

(sing it Orochi!)

Diana got run over by a panda
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You could say there’s no such thing as Sakura
but as for me and Orochi we believe

Patty: Merry Christmas! :3
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]

The Night Jinixe Went Crazy

Down in the workshop all the mods were making toys
For the good Gentile noobs and the good Insanity boys
When a bum busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a rifle in his hands and cheap coffee on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat Asian disgruntled Yuletide Asmo.
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Jinxie went crazy
The night Stabbage went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the server is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Capt. Nic and CCSadist
And he tied up Boss Frost , and he held the mods hostage
And he ground up poor Torsty into Viking sausage
He got Jackie and Porgie with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Darkness just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Isaboo
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like aged glue!"

The night Jinxie went crazy
The night Xinjmai went nuts
Now, ya can't hardly walk around Iwaku City
Without steppin' in newbie guts

There's Dystopia and the ISAF
There's a van from the C-box News
And Paorou Sama circlin' 'round in the sky

And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising
And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Jinxie, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a dimwitted guy.

Yes Sakura, now Jinxie's doing time
In a Moonwings prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behavior in a billion more years.

But now Ricarten's in therapy and Palonis' still nervous
And the mods all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Diana, she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.

They talk about

The night Jinxie went crazy
The night Mister Bill flipped
Broke his back for some of Alarice’s cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Wo, The night Jinxie went crazy
The night Mister Bill went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj7zi9Tp5s4"]YouTube- Monty Python: I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On Radio[/ame]

I bet you they won't post this RP on Proboards

I bet you they won't post this RP on Proboards, 
I bet you they won't post this new $%^& RP. 
It's not that it's %$(* or #$*&^&* controversial 
It's just that the @*%$ing themes are awfully strong. 
You can't have ^&* on Proboards, 
Or $@#! or ^&*% or 4*%* 
You can't even say I'd like to ?:"* you someday 
Unless you're Asmo with your really large ~!*% 
So I bet you they won't post this RP on Proboards 
I bet you they don't *&%$ing well program it. 
I bet you those &*#ing old Proboards directors 
Will think it's a load of horse $&!#
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvK4yfFyblE"]YouTube- Monty Python Finland Song by PvtJet[/ame]

Sakura Song

Sakura, Sakura, Sakura
The mod, we all quite want to be
Always pony trekking or camping
Or just watching TV

Sakura, Sakura, Sakura
She's the moderator for me

You're so near to New York
So far from Japan
Quite a long way from Cairo
And she’s from Pakistan.

Sakura, Sakura, Sakura
The mod, we all quite want to be
Always eating breakfast or dinner
Or a snack brunch in the hall

Sakura, Sakura, Sakura
Sakura has it all

You're so not neglected
And rarely ignored
A close second to Ampoule
When being a moeblob

Sakura, Sakura, Sakura
The mod, we all quite want to be
Your characters so moe-y
Your giggles so gold.

Sakura, Sakura, Sakura
Sakura has it all

Sakura, Sakura, Sakura
The mod, we all quite want to be
Your characters so moe-y.
Your giggles so gold.

Sakura, Sakura, Sakura
Sakura has it all
Sakura has it all
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
And now for something completely different.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYZM__VdEjk&feature=related"]YouTube- Pirates of Penzance Sing Along: Major-General's Song[/ame]

I am the very apex of an azure Administrator
I've information displayed later, elevator, and castrator
I know the kings Iwaku, and I quote the fights with the rater
From Noob Crusade to Admin War, in order from equator

I'm very well acquainted, too, with incidents interesting
I understand emotions, both the simple and unimpressing
About bipolar threads I'm teeming with a lot o' news
(lot of news…got it)
With many cheerful facts about the secret stash of admin booze.

With many cheerful facts about the secret stash of admin booze.
With many cheerful facts about the secret stash of admin booze.
With many cheerful facts about the secret stash of admin admin booze.

I'm very good at integral and differential posting mess
I know the scientific names of Corvus and Asmodeus
In short, in matters displayed later, elevator, and castrator
I am the very apex of an azure Administrator

In short, in matters displayed later, elevator, and castrator
I am the very apex of an azure Administrator

I know our mythic history, King Rory’s and Sir Myrnodyn’s
I answer hard questions, I've a pretty taste for keen fit ins.
I quote in harmonies all the crimes of the Paorou-sama
Gin & tonics I can floor peculiarities of having no mana

I can tell undoubted rabbles from Diana and more Staffies.
I know the cheering chorus from the guys of the ISAF’ies
Then I can hum a tune which I've heard from the Song of the Moment Thread
(oo Moment Thread…got it)
“And fiddle with all chars from that eternal nonsense” atonement said.

“And fiddle with all chars from that eternal nonsense” atonement said.
“And fiddle with all chars from that eternal nonsense” atonement said.
“And fiddle with all chars from that eternal nonsense” atoneatonement said.

Then I can write a post with bill in Genesis’s uniform.
And find out ev'ry detail of the general board and inform.
In short, in matters displayed later, elevator, and castrator
I am the very apex of an azure Administrator

In short, in matters displayed later, elevator, and castrator
I am the very apex of an azure Administrator

In fact, when I know what is meant by "came along" and "ramblin’"
When I can tell at sight a Ryker’s Arsenal from a javelin
When such affairs as parties and purposes I'm intended for
And when I know precisely what is meant by the phrase "Pretend whore"

When I have learned what progress has been made in modern literature
When I know more of grammar than a groupie in a git feature
In short, when I’m a partisan of elementary partaking ye.
(Oh that’s a hard one partaking ye...got it)
You'll say a better Administrator had never forsaken the.

You'll say a better Administrator had never forsaken the.
You'll say a better Administrator had never forsaken the.
You'll say a better Administrator had never forsakforsaken the.

For my Iwaku knowledge, though I'm high grade and expertly made
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the last decade
But still, in information displayed later, elevator, and castrator
I am the very apex of an azure Administrator

But still, in information displayed later, elevator, and castrator
I am the very apex of an azure Administrator
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Piro. I was INVOLVED IN THAT PLAY.... I was one of the sisters.

(It's a good play, wish I had the script to read)
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
Oh you all knew this one was coming. The whole translating into German thing is too much work. So made it english and fit somewhat with the starting consonants.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY-W4nUTtZI"]YouTube- Falco - Rock Me Amadeus (with lyrics)[/ame]

Check me check me check me check me check me Asmodeus
Derpaderpaderp
Check me all the time to the staff

Was a role punker
And he lived across the Atlantic
He did not live in Vienna
Where Darkness is
He had rp’s for he wrote.
But we all loved him
And we say
Come on and check me Asmodeus

He was seeing stars
He was popular
He was excelsior.
Because he hated flair.
He was virtuous
Wanted to be a rock idol.
And we all said.:
Come on and check me Asmodeus

Asmodeus Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus Asmodeus, oh oh oh Asmodeus

Come on and check me Asmodeus

Asmodeus Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus Asmodeus, oh oh oh Asmodeus

It was around 1982
And he was born.
No monopoly money anymore.
And not stealing from the bank.
Which he used to do before.
War with them was common.
Until he found some awesome people.
Everyone seemed to love his funk.

He was seeing stars
He was popular
He was excelsior.
Because he hated flair.
He was virtuous
Wanted to be a rock idol.
And we all said.:
Come on and check me Asmodeus

Asmodeus Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus Asmodeus, oh oh oh Asmodeus

Come on and check me Asmodeus

Asmodeus Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus Asmodeus, oh oh oh Asmodeus

Come on and check me Asmodeus

[Exiting Interlude]

Asmodeus…
 
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Drew

Guest
This is old, but still very funny and I like it. Hope you do too.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWqFaGwNCMU&feature=related"]YouTube- Victor Borge - "Page-turner"[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVIHyfvPceo&feature=related"]YouTube- Victor Borge and Marilyn Mulvey -Part 1-[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WvfoFTSk3c&feature=related"]YouTube- Victor Borge and Marilyn Mulvey -Part 2-[/ame]