Iwaku the Musical

Isabella Hime

Winter is coming...
I was mentioned once! Isa-Hour! 6 o-clock! lulz!



This is funny as hell! I kinda want someone to make a song for me but at the same time I kinda don't! There is so many evil things one can sing about me!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Diana Notacat as sung by Chaos to the tune of Stacy's Mom.

Diana Notacat has it going on
Diana Notacat has it going on
Diana Notacat has it going on
Diana Notacat has it going on

Isabella can I come over after Schoo-oo-oo-l?
(After school.)
We can hang around.. And play p-p-poooool
(Play pool.)
Did Diana get back from her grocery trip?
(Grocery trip?)
Is she there or is she tryin' give me the sli-i-i-p?
(Give me the slip..)

You know I'm not the little dork, that I used to be…
I'm all mature now, derp can't you see?

Diana Notacat has it going on!
She's all I want and I've waited so long!
Isabella can't you see, you're just not the derp for me?
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Diannnnnna.

Diana Notacat has it going on
Diana Notacat has it going on

Isabella, do you remember when I mowed your lawn?
(Mowed your lawn..)
Diana Notacat came out with just a low cut on
(Low cut on.)
I could tell she liked me from her big blank stare
(Big blank stare...)
And the way she said, "ZOMG! There’s a kitty over there"
(Kitty over there....)

And I know that you might think it's just a fantasy
But since you're a derp and zonked out, Diana could use a guy like me!

Diana Notacat has it going on!
She's all I want and I've waited for so long!
Isabella can't you see, you're just not the derp for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Diannnnnna

Diana Notacat has it going on!
She's all I want and I've waited for so long!
Isabella can't you see, you're just not the derp for me
I know it might be wrong but oh oh...

I'm in love with
(Diana Notacat, oh ahh)
I'm in love with
(Diana Notacat, oh ahh)
(Isabella can't you see, you're just not the derp for me)
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Diannnnnna.
 

Isabella Hime

Winter is coming...
...@Rory



Good.. but unrealistic!

"Isabella, do you remember when I mowed your lawn?"


No way even if hell froze over would I trust someone enough to mow my lawn! Real gardeners mow their own lawn!
 
K

Kitti

Guest
Asmo, just remember, I like spelling and grammar. Insult mine too much and I will get you raped, I have my sources.
I still love you though! **cuddles Asmo**
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4"]YouTube - The devil went down to Georgia lyrics [original][/ame]

Darkness went up to Norway, he was looking for some weed to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man blowin' on a bong and smokin' it hot.
And Darkness jumped upon a fir stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:

"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a bong smoker too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you smoke a pretty good bong, boy, but give Darkness his due:
"I bet a bong of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Torsty and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best huffer’ there’s ever been."

Torsty you rosin up your fingers and smoke your bong hard.
'Cos Venezuela broke loose in Norway and Darkness deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny bong made of gold.
But if you lose, Darkness gets your soul.

Darkness opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he started to take a blow.
And he started to huff across the room and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it smelled something like this.

When Darkness finished, Torsty said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the server, run boys, run.
Darkness' in the house of the icy sun.
Isabella’s in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Diana, does your bro bite?"
"No, child, no."

Darkness bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden bong on the ground at Torsty's feet.
Torsty said: "Darkness just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best huffer’ there’s ever been."

And he puffed fire on the server, run boys, run.
Darkness ' in the house of the icy sun.
Isabella’s in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Diana, does your bro bite?"
"No, child, no."
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13zD0dkKyL0"]YouTube - Bowling for Soup - 1985 (Official Video + Lyrics)[/nomedia]

2005

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Woo hoo hooooo!
Asmo just hit the wall
He never had it all
One long rant a day
Gabe’s now on RPA
His dreams went out the door
When he turned 24.
Now he’s an admin man
What happened to his plan?

He was gonna be an author
He was gonna be a star
He was gonna smack his fist
On the hood of WTTR’s car
Lack of RPGs is now his enemy
Looks at his average life
And nothing, has been...
all right since

Imperial Edgecrusher, Coatlbara
Way before Diana
There was Johnu and Bonny
And postage still in RPs
The new mods in high school
They tell him that he's uncool
Cuz he's still preoccupied
With 20, 20, 2005

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(2005)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

He’s wrote all the classics
He knows every line
"I Can‘t See Your Love", "Project Genesis"
Even "Silent Hill"
He rocked out to Ace’s jam!
Not a big Razilin fan
Thought he'd get never get a head,
Who was that member Ryomaru?

Where's the photo of Necella wearin’ snakeskin?
And who's the other guy that's writing as a Vampire?
When did reality become Misc?
What ever happened to Woodrat, Palindrome,
(on the Ryker was)

Imp Edge, Coatlbara
way before Diana
There was Johnu and Bonny
And postage still in RPs
The new mods in high school
They tell him that he's uncool
Cuz he's still preoccupied
With 20, 20, 2005

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Asmo hates time, make it stop
When did Paorou Sama become a classic cock?
And when did Chopsticks become inactive?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP(tick tick tick) and bring back

Imp Edge, Coatlbara
way before Diana
There was Johnu and Bonny
And posts still in RPs
The new mods in high school
They tell him that he's uncool
Cuz he's still preoccupied
With 2005

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Imp Edge, Coatlbara
Way before Diana
There was Johnu and Bonny
And postage still in RPs (Woohoo)
The new mods in high school
They tell him that he's uncool (2005)
Cuz he's still preoccupied
With 20, 20, 2005
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
*The noobs start rolling stage props around in prep for the next big number.*

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w51J1Qq7sb8"]YouTube - The Beatles- Maxwell's Silver Hammer with lyrics[/ame]

Diana's Banning Hammer

Weavel was quizzical; Studied pataphysical
Science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a laptop.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Diana Notacat, majoring as an aristocrat,
Gives him a small ring..
"Can I take you out to the Insanity,
King, ing, ing, ing?"

But as he’s getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the inbox.

Bang! Bang! Diana’s Banning Hammer
Came down upon his head.
Bang! Bang! Diana’s Banning Hammer
Made sure that he was dead.

Back at the site again Diana plays the fool again.
Provider gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene,

She tells Di to stay when the members have gone away,
So she waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not ban
So, o, o, o.."

But when he turns his back on the girl,
She creeps up from behind.

Bang! Bang! Diana’s Banning Hammer
Came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang! Diana’s Banning Hammer
Made sure that he was dead.

P. C. Thirty-one said, "We've caught a dirty one."
Diana stands alone
Writing testimonial Stories.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Porg and Orochi, screaming from the gallery
Say she must go free
(Diana must go free)
The Admin does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o.

But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.

Bang! Bang! Diana’s Banning Hammer
Came down upon his head.
Bang! Bang! Diana’s Banning Hammer
Made sure that he was dead.

Banning Hammer Di, I, i!.
 
I

Ike Sapphire

Guest
How can this be under art's and writing, in fact i don't under stand this at all someone with more experience help me out with this.

Yes first time being here it was good.
 
P

Pirogeth

Guest
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9PSliDG4M"]YouTube - Queen -- Bohemian Rhapsody with lyrics[/ame]

Iwaku Rhapsody

Is this the proboards-
Is this just space-kitten-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from Insanity-
Open the site
Look into the night, and see-
I’m just a Porg toy, I need no sympathy-
Because I’m easy come, easy go,
A little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows, doesn’t really matter to me,
To me

Diana, just banned a man,
Put a hammer to his head,
Slammed the ball pin, now he’s dead,
Diana, activity just began,
But now I’ve gone and deleted it all away-
Diana ooo,
Didn’t mean to make you rage-
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really happened-

It’s fate, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Fingers aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I’ve talked to Asmo-
Gotta’ leave you all behind and face R L-
Diana ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don’t want to lie,
I sometimes wish Id never seen them at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a member,
Xindaris, Xindaris will you do the fandango-
Pirogeth and posting-very very boasting him-
Isabella, isabella,
Isabella isabella
Isabella figaro-Magentara-
But I’m just a Porg toy and nobody loves me-
He’s just a Porg toy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this activity-
Easy come easy go-, will you let me go-
Makes me laugh! no-, we will not let you go-let him go-
Makes me laugh! we will not let you go-let him go
Makes me laugh! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Darkness’s Club has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can keep me and spit on my work-
So you think you can love me and leave me to derp-
Oh Iwaku-cant do this to me Iwaku-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really happened,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really happened-,nothing really happens to me,

Any way the wind blows....
 
K

Kitti

Guest
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("Where Have You Been?" Reel Big Fish)

-A sorrowful looking Rory takes the stage-

"Where Has Lycan Been?"

Lycan messaged us with a tear
And said she's missed Iwaku this past year
But we've been writing here so long,
We've gotten over it that you were gone

She IMed me late last night again
She's busy with college and her boyfriend
Said she might come back to us
So sorry that she left with such a fuss, well

She says she wants us,
Wants us again but if you want us
Where have you been?
Lycan needs us more than (most) anyone else
Well what the hell,
Where have you been?

She showed up at the site today,
She said 'my friends why do you push me away'
Life without you is so dull
But what we had was something wonderful, well

She says she wants us,
Wants us again but if you want us
Where have you been?
Lycan needs us more than (most) anyone else
Well what the hell,
Where have you been?

No way! You wish! We don't need this!
You really think we'd wait here for you again?
Yeah right! As if! We don't need this!
You really think we'd wait here for you again?
Again?

She IMed me late last night again
She's busy with college and her boyfriend
Said she might come back to us
So sorry that she left with such a fuss, well

She says she wants us,
Wants us again but if you want us
Where have you been?
Lycan needs us more than (most) anyone else
Well what the hell,
Where have you been?

She says she wants us,
Wants us again but if you want us
Where have you been? (But if you want us)
Where have you been? (But if you want us)
Where have you been? (But if you want us)
Where have you been?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uV9xIzzcHg"]YouTube - Warren Zevon - Werewolves Of London (live 1982)[/ame]

Trace Kitsune of Iwaku

I saw Trance Kitsune with a Mexican menu in her hand
Walking through the streets of Ohio in the rain
She was looking for a place called El Senior Fook's
Going to get herself a big dish of gut ache pain
Trance Kitsune of Iwaku

If you hear her howling around your kitchen door
Better not let her in
Dumb old noob got mutilated late last night
Trance Kitsune of Iwaku again
Trance Kitsune of Iwaku

She's the hairy-handed chick who ran amuck in Kent
Lately she's been overheard by the State Fair
Better stay away from her
She'll rip your lungs out, Jack.
I'd like to meet her tailor
Trance Kitsune of Iwaku

Well, I saw Ryker walking with Lycan Queen
Doing the Trance Kitsune of Iwaku
I saw Ryker walking with Lycan Queen
Doing the Trance Kitsune of Iwaku

I saw a Trance Kitsune drinking a pina colada at Captain Nic's
Her hair was perfect
Trance Kitsune of Iwaku
Draw blood
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64"]YouTube - Mulan - i'll make a man out of you[/ame]

Ampie, We'll Make a Man out of You

Let's get down to business
To own the noobs.
I don’t know where you came from
Hell, I don’t remember asking for you…

You're the saddest tsundere I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Paorou will make a man
Out of you.

Tranquil as a Woodrat
But a Ryker within.
Once you find your rage
You are sure to win.

You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow Paorou will make a man
Out of you.

Isabella: I'm gonna name this plant Beth
Orochi: Say goodbye to the girls who never screwed me
Soldato: Boy, I’m sure glad I cut down Tim
Kitti: Yay, Master's got them scared to death!
Porg: Dammit, who the hell stole all my tea?
Vay: Man, I really think I lost my*forelimb….

BE A MAN
You must be swift as a coursing river
BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us
Till Asmodeus arrives.
Drop that damn Indian Taco
And you might survive.

Ampie, you're too moe for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could Paorou make a man
Out of you?

BE A MAN
You must be swift as a coursing river
BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

BE A MAN
You must be swift as a coursing river
BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Hoo-ah!*
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6lY-EQrdA4"]YouTube - Cabin Fever[/ame]

Iwaku Fever

I got Iwaku fever it's burning in my brain
I've got Iwaku fever it's driving me insane
We got Iwaku fever, we're flipping our bandanas
Been staring at a Error 500 so long, we have simply gone bananas

Orochi: Ariba!
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic

We got Iwaku fever we've lost what posts we had
We got Iwaku fever, we're all going mad

Kitti: Asmo’s sanity is hanging by a thread
Since we're writing no more, he’s gone out of his head
We were typing typing over the Legacy main

Mabu: And now we're not! Ha ha heh!

Piro: Grab your characters by the ears
Lash Kiru to the wheel
Do-si-do step on his toe
Listen to Kitti squeal
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to look at Sakura’s pink
Swing Isabella over the side
Don’t take him out for a drink

Porg and Coffee: We got Iwaku fever
No if's, and's, or but's
We're disoriented
And demented
And a little nuts

WMD and Soldato: Ach du lieber Volswagen car
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
Saur braten viener schnitzel
Und a vunder bar
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

We were typing, typing, the server was on our side
And then it died

Paorou: I've got Iwaku fever
I think I've lost my grip
I'd like to get my hands on
Whoever changed IW’s script
Si!

Kura: Diana was floating 'neath a tropic moon
And writing of a blue lagoon
Now she’s crazy as a loon!

Iwaku fever has ravaged on the board
This once proud RP board has become a Interwebs psycho ward
We were plotting, plotting headed who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there

Iwaku fever~
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io88-lpULLU"]YouTube - Professional Pirate[/ame]

Professional Moderator

Asmodeus : When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career?"

Moderators: Hey ho ho
You'll meet people from foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working by a computer indoors

Asmodeus : True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without

All: And when you're a professional moderator

Porg: That's what the job's about

Asmodeus : "Upstage, lads, this board is my ONLY number!"
Now take Mister Paorou Sama, the Japanese all despise him
But to the Weeaboos he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at moderators that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood

Moderators: Hey ho ho
We're honorable members
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten

Asmodeus : On occasion there may be someone you have to ban

All: But when your a professional moderator

Psychosis: You don't have to wear anything..... what?

Orochi: I could have been a dating site creator, I like womanizing.

Coffee: I could have been an orator but I just too damn busy.

Rory: I could have been in politics cause I've always been a big blabber

Kitti: And me...I could have been a fan fic writer…

Asmodeus : Some say that Moderators are douche bags and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never ban you because we feel like it, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest group you'd ever want to meet

All: Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll support and support alike with you and love you like a bro
We're not doing this for fortune and that's what we're proud to do

And when your a professional Moderator

Asmodeus : You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly

All: When you're a professional Moderator
You're always in the best of company