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Desaecula
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Several minutes later, they were all laughing, swapping stories and such. Turns out Alex had been in contact with armand since he was eleven. after learngint eh truth abotu great uncle armand, He decided to carry on the good work, became a muscician, toured a bit, but mostly helped int eh backalleys with some.. undercover justice.
" So this one vamp.. been aroudn MAYBE eight years.. walksup to me after a concert and says. "Your music makes me want to bang a hole in the floor and bury myself in it." so, like, i can see he's a fangbanger from a mile away... i smile at him, tell him I can bang a hole somewhere else, take him to my truck and slam his head in the door a few times. Bastard thought he was gettign laid, and instead winds up with a cuncussion that makes him even fugglier than before." Alex seemed to enjoy it, but it was rather odd humor.
" And?" armand said. " There's always a twisted aesops fables thing at the end of these stories.. what happened?" he said, drinking another swig of the sangria.
"Turns out he was an undercover agent for The local coven." he said, more silently now. " The guy reported what happened, and got demoted for approaching me in person." he laughed. "Moral of the story... nightlife in rapid is REAL interesting when your ME." he smiled.
" Good thing Ifreet's is neutral territory." he sighed, taking another rolling puff.
" So, Armand.. anya. i Got a sweet ride for yea my drummer is bringing in as we speak. california plates, legal, and A bill of sale. It'll cost you eighteen grand up front. and soem of that sweet sangria you keep in teh armored winecellar next tiem i see you." he said, sliding a set of keys to armand.
" heated seats..lots of.." he peered over at the round form of nastasia " lots of space..." he siad, peerign back at armand. " Theres fve hundred dollars int eh glove compartment for gas. you disappear here, i take the car you stole down to cheyenne, nobody knows where the hell your going. oh, there's a rigged minifridge int eh back with a bed too. A new model van, revamped in my cousins garage." he took another hit on his turn.
"So.. is it a deal?" he asked, looking at Anya before at Armand for approval.
" So this one vamp.. been aroudn MAYBE eight years.. walksup to me after a concert and says. "Your music makes me want to bang a hole in the floor and bury myself in it." so, like, i can see he's a fangbanger from a mile away... i smile at him, tell him I can bang a hole somewhere else, take him to my truck and slam his head in the door a few times. Bastard thought he was gettign laid, and instead winds up with a cuncussion that makes him even fugglier than before." Alex seemed to enjoy it, but it was rather odd humor.
" And?" armand said. " There's always a twisted aesops fables thing at the end of these stories.. what happened?" he said, drinking another swig of the sangria.
"Turns out he was an undercover agent for The local coven." he said, more silently now. " The guy reported what happened, and got demoted for approaching me in person." he laughed. "Moral of the story... nightlife in rapid is REAL interesting when your ME." he smiled.
" Good thing Ifreet's is neutral territory." he sighed, taking another rolling puff.
" So, Armand.. anya. i Got a sweet ride for yea my drummer is bringing in as we speak. california plates, legal, and A bill of sale. It'll cost you eighteen grand up front. and soem of that sweet sangria you keep in teh armored winecellar next tiem i see you." he said, sliding a set of keys to armand.
" heated seats..lots of.." he peered over at the round form of nastasia " lots of space..." he siad, peerign back at armand. " Theres fve hundred dollars int eh glove compartment for gas. you disappear here, i take the car you stole down to cheyenne, nobody knows where the hell your going. oh, there's a rigged minifridge int eh back with a bed too. A new model van, revamped in my cousins garage." he took another hit on his turn.
"So.. is it a deal?" he asked, looking at Anya before at Armand for approval.