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Hey! Hey TK Fanboys! I got a surprise for you!

*Cuts off Carl's feet & stitches on BRAND NEW BABY FEET FRESH OFF AN ANDROID INFANT*

They're now ya got BRAND NEW BABY FEET MR. FIELD CARLMANNDER CARL McCARLTHY.

NOW TAKE CARE OF THEM THIS TIME.
 
*Carl rips the baby feet off and grows his old feet back then jams the baby feet down Orion's throat.*

Go to hell.
 
*Watches as Mr. Field Carlmannder Carl McCarlthy the Carl-th shoves baby android feet down the throat of a bankrupt film company's throat*

They already went out of business, what more do you want?

And you can go to Disneyland.


And TK can go to Disneyworld or Universal Studios, which are better than Disneyland.
 
This is not true!

....

Wait.... Does a mutated ovary count?

*Snuggles the gigantic egg next to her*
 
*begins ordering shots of whiskey to maintain the precious few shreds of sanity he has left*
 
Damn, damn, damn the Paorou, cross-eyed kakiack ladrone,
Underneath our starry flag, civilize him with a Krag,
And return us to our own beloved homes
 
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