Hey! Hey TK Fanboys! I got a surprise for you!

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Original poster
CHECK IT OUT! I WENT TO RENT BRIDGE OF MADISON COUNTY AND IT TURNS OUT RYKER PUT HIS SEX TAPE IN THE WRONG BOX. NOW YOU SWEATY FANBOYS GET TO SEE YOUR MURR-STRESS EXACTLY HOW YOU IMAGINE HER EVERY WAKING MOMENT!

 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, you were looking for a Clint Eastwood film.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
0.o

CHAOS I'M GONNA MURRRRRRRRDER YOU!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
My heritage is impure!
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
...You act as if seeing the Mastress in her full glory is a shock to us.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
I actually favor honeydew melons and pomagranates.
 
M

Myrnodyn

Guest
...damnit...how did that secret tape I made of TK and Ryker get into a video store!...


uh...I mean...wow...fancy that...tapes of TK naked....
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
You mean you're the camera man I hired?
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Chaos, you clearly have not been around the temple of mur enough, there is a fifty foot statue of TK in all her womanly glory courtesy of marius.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Yup, this is true. Although, he made my breasts much larger on the statue.... well, at least they aren't torpedo tits.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
He did also make your hips a bit...hrm...how shall I say....shapelier well shit I can't think of a word.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Nhh, my hips were the same ratio.... BUT IT WAS MISSING THE THREE DIMPLES I HAVE ON MY ASS!
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
wait...that was your real ass? DDDAAAAAYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
I just never noticed, I have this strange tendency for a guy to actually look a girl in the eyes, not at her boobs/ass/vajayjay.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Yes, and the strangest part is I have an overdeveloped reptile brain, you might think that would make it harder to look away.