Hey! Hey TK Fanboys! I got a surprise for you!

  • So many newbies lately! Here is a very important PSA about one of our most vital content policies! Read it even if you are an ancient member!
*Kicked into a pit for some INSANE reason*

Warning: Nostalgia Attacks at 3 AM may cause irrational plot changes.
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*Detonates the C4 on Rory's big toe*

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Stalker: We eat Bear Cavalry for breakfast.

Change it to Pseudogiant Cavalry then we'll talk.
 
Stalker: We eat zombies for breakfast too.

See our zombies shoot back.

Military Stalker: They also throw grenades.
 
*Obvious NPCS are obvious, and angry TK is angry*
 
INDEED. Go fetch me a piece of chocolate.
 
THE MASTRESS IS ANGRY, BROTHER PLUSHIUS FIGHT BY MY SIDE!!!!

*Calls a holy crusade of Mur on non Mur-Zombies*
 
*Watches Mur porn as she waits for her chocolate*
 
Ryker's actually Chaos!? WHAT?!
 
MASTRESS! MAAAAAAAAAASTRESS!

*Nukes Siberia and kisses Orion to death*
 
TK IS NOW MY SWORN ENEMY.


Matresses will BURN tonight! *raises fist to the sky as she crushes the head of a murrzombie beneath her boot*
 
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