Hey! Hey TK Fanboys! I got a surprise for you!

*A pair of CH-47D Chinooks drop two large crates. A ground crew opens them to reveal lots of wire coat hangers and crates of vodka.*

I think this is a sign...
 
Are you guys going to war against the Vietcong now?
 
*Uses the kit on Rory*
 
*Now has a penis that can poke people's eye's out. However, since I'm Slavic, vodka is already my blood type anyways*
 
Wait.... whut?
 
Exactly.
 
If Vodka is his blood I don't want to know what he impregnates women with.
 
OWWWWWW! that sounds painful...
 
*Would explain how it works but since there are 13 year olds running around this forum best not to be so graphic.*
 
....

*Tries to imagine alcohol riddled sperm, then whimpers*
 
Hmm... So I could get drunk while I drink my protein shakes? Awesome!
 
DA! GREETINGS MY FELLOW SOVIET.
 
*Archetype gives Rory a funny look.*

I'm not Soviet.

Vasilev is.

*Vasilev tips a bottle of vodka then downs it.*
 
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