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*Dragon Kicks WMS off Amp into the Milky Way*

>=[

NEXT UP IS THE PIMP HAND.
 
WHY MUST WE ALWAYS FIGHT?!
 
BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY OF THE WORLD.

WHERE THERE ARE ZOMBIES, THERE WILL BE THOSE WHO OPPOSE THEM.

I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. *suits up and prepares to go MurZombie hunting*
 
*TACKLES AMPUUUUUU INTO A MUD PIT AND PROCEEDS TO HAVE SEXY FIGHT WITH HER*

GO ON WITHOUT ME MY MINIONS! BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE!
 
*Dares to wonder if he should interfere with a SEXY FIGHT. . .*

?_?

*. . .decides to place confidence in the abilities of Ampoule O' Brien: MurZombie Hunter*
 
*GMK Pimp slaps Orion with a powerfist, launching him through the very fabric of reality and into the center of Slaanesh's lair*

what was that about a pimp slap?
 
Continue fighting, minions...
 
*GMK Pimp slaps Orion with a powerfist, launching him through the very fabric of reality and into the center of Slaanesh's lair*

what was that about a pimp slap?

*Uses PIMP HAND AND PIMP SLAPS Slaanesh back through the very fabric of reality and into the center of GMK's face, extending the pimp slap to him vicariously*

That's what.
 
0.o GMK! MY MINIPN!
 
*Drills Orion with a .50 BMG from a mile out.*

Go to hell.
 
*just got drilled by a .50 Blueberry Muffin Gun from a mile out and SURVIVED*

And get thee to a bakery.
 
*Carl curb stomps Orion with his size 10-1/2 infantry boot.*

And you can go to hell.
 
Leave the infant footwear out of this.

And you can go to Texas.
 
I have the same foot size as Carl. Impressive.
 
HO SHIT! AWKWARD FOOT TIMES!
 
*Carl roundhouse kicks Amp in the jaw.*

Those feel like babies to you?

In fact, take a double dose!


*Carl takes a boot off and plants his fungal wracked foot on Amp's face.*

TINACTIN DOESN'T WORK ON MY FEET!!!
 
0.0

TOO MUCH!
 
*Carl takes out a pair of needlenose pliers and rips a hangnail off his big toe.*

LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK AT IT!!!