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CHAOS CLEARLY WROTE THIS BADLY WRITTEN PLOTLINE.
 
CLEARLY!

*TURNS ON EVERYONE'S IKU!*
 
Ah yeah, Iku makes my hair and skin so soft~!
 
Did you get his derma mater too?! Did you?!
 
*Deimon pulls Julez into the shadows as S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s begin to populate the thread.*
 
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE STALKERS. Seriously. Stop.
 
Obviously to stalk you to protect you from getting Iku'd all over by strange men while he's away.
 
0.0

But... what if I want it?
 
*The presence of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s negates the hipness as they're stuck in post-apocalyptic 2018 Ukraine where flak jackets, gas masks, and HAZMAT suits are the norm.*
 
.....*Sees the same kind of messages in different threads*

....

*Sees the name "S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s" too many times*

.....

*Wants to kill Ryker*
 
WONDEROUS CHILDRIOUSLY HIPS!
 
*Kicks Orion down a giant bottomless pit.*

THIS IS IWAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

The glory of pointless nostalgia.