fortunately, the mops also have this uncontrollable desire to clean up messes that are normally cleaned up by mops, so the mops can ultimately be stalled.
Fortunatly, when they reach Consuela, the 'wife' of Steve, the incredibly attractive-yet-single Hispanic Doctor, they are made to starve on the paradox that is the jealous wife of a single man and all simultaniously implode, injuring none of the sado-masochistic relationship and saving winter.