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Fortunately, there was an army of sexy nurses to rub Ben Gay on everyone.
 
Unfortunately 50% of the population didn't get any due to running out.
 
Fortunately, those who didn't get Ben Gay, got to spend to spend time with the same nurses in hot tubs.
 
Unfortunately, the jealous population entered on the scene immediately and dropped plugged-in toasters into the hot tubs, frying both those lacking the Ben Gay and the sexy nurses.
 
Fortunately some sort of Divine Intervention revived the dead, and gave everyone backrubs
 
Unfortunately, the hands giving the back rubs were made of ice, and everyone's arthritis started acting up again, and forced them all into shuffling around like zombie, causing a major panic.
 
Fortunatly, doctors developed a miracle cure for the thought-to-be Zombie crisis that cured...like...everything.

Pretty sweet, huh? They called it McGuffincilin.
 
Unfortunately, the cure caused everyone to look like Rosanne Barr.
 
Fortunately, everyone was cool with being the same.
 
Unfortunately, recalling a particularly nasty incident with Rosanne Barr, all the whales on the planet grew fearful and decided to start attacking all ships and humans.
 
Fortunately everyone went into cosplays of various characters from all forms of entertainment, minimizing the whale attacks.
 
Unfortunately, all the various characters opened a rift in the state of Ohio, and all of the villains, monsters, and aliens from each show, movie, and series portrayed came into existence, turning the world into one huge battle ground.
 
Unfortunately, it only works with sugar, spice, and everything nice, plus it turns everyone into lolis, potentially with good leadership skills, extreme shyness/passiveness, or an extreme tomboyish personality.
 
Fortunately, it's been mankind's dream to achieve eternal youth. Even better if it's eternal youth in the form of a cute girl.
 
Unfortunately, it also turned all the monkeys and gorillas into crazy, homicidal villains.
 
Fortunately, the monkeys and gorillas always failed in their plans.
 
Unfortunately, they developed a taste for littl girls with big heads.
 
Unfortunately, with all the villains it became a new trend, and everyone turned evil.
 
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