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Fortunately, they realized how terrible he was so they got over it.
 
Unfortunately a group of elderly citizens fell in love with Justin Bieber and they created a polygamous family
 
Fortunately, a huge tornado came and carried away their retirement home, but strangely did not touch anything else.
 
Unfortunately their retirement home landed next to the White House.
 
Fortunately, the Presidential security shot the intruders, mistaking them for interlopers. They shot to kill.
 
Unfortunately, they also shot up half of Washington, D.C, and chaos reigned supreme.
 
Fortunately, this chaos stirred a cultural revolution in the D.C region, just as influential as times like The Renaissance
 
Unfortunately, the hygiene was also set back to that of the early Industrial Revolution as a result, causing disease to easily spread due to all the trash outside.
 
Fortunately, everyone's Orange suit protected them from diseases.
 
Unfortunately, the orange suits were beginning to rot.
 
Fortunately, Adam Levine decided to shed his orange suit and walk around naked, and that quickly became the new trend.
 
Unfortunately because of this we saw Tony abbot in his birthday suit
 
Fortunately, because of that it was declared that all ugly people had to be escorted by someone more attractive than they were.
 
Unfortunately all the Attractive people rebelled by always wearing clothes 24/7
 
Fortunately, seeing that all the attractive people were wearing clothes once again, the ugly people decided to join in as well and everyone was spared from having to bleach their eyes.
 
Unfortunately, the ones that bleached their eyes, on top of not being able to see, felt a permanent burning sensation.
 
Fortunately, they found that rubbing theuro eyes with used teach bags helped with the burning.
 
Unfortunately the tea bags had been used by a ebola victim and they all quickly caught the disease
 
Fortunately, it wasn't ebola, but a weird flu that magically restored their sight once they recovered.
 
Unfortunately, it also caused extreme arthritis everywhere in the body almost 24/7
 
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