Dark Heresy: The White Chamber

ok...who said heavy bolter, Boltgun and bolt pistol are still useable by non-humans, as are chainswords, powerswords, plasmaguns, plasma pistols, meltaguns. Besides the fact that a two man crewed weapon system is immobile and we risk losing it if the enemy overruns us.
 
We get a Space Marine suit and create an elaborate puppet to scare away our enemies.

Use the psyker to levitate the suit. Use the tech-priest to do the voice.

As long as Scooby Doo the Hellhound isn't around with the Mystery Rhino, we'll be fine.
 
GK, space marine bolter weapons =/= mortal bolte weapons. this is sstated in the dark heresy rules.

space marine sized weapons would rip the arm of the person who tried to fire it!
 
"It would be a mistake to confuse these 'civilian' issue weapons with those of the Adeptus Astartes"
Fuck.

Well looks like were going into an Ork Warzone with flashlights and pea-shooters.
 
I've updated the story so far in the first post, in case anyone's feeling skullfucked.
 
actually its the act of a man (or i guess woman wearing a strap on or something) fucking someone through the eyeball, hence the phrase
"your eyeballs will serve as lubrication for the skullfucking you're about to receive"


or at least thats how i've always said it.
 
...just my word for when people moan about my plots.

>__>
 
Damn you and your intricate web of sub-plots asmo....damn you.
 
Asmodeus said:
...just my word for when people moan about my plots.

>__>
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Oh. >_>

I was following the plot/plots just fine.

I THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT YOU WERE SECRETLY DOING THINGS OFF-STAGE.

OR THAT A DAEMON HAD TAKEN HOLD.
 
All the subplots are the same.

Race/Faction X wants to get the Evertore before you do.
 
If the 'nids show up wanting him I'll feed you to them personally, then prolly be their next meal.
 
He's got a porn video of the Hive Queen. She wants it back.
 
Pari....... Thats it we're doomed, unless we can distract her with some heroin.....
 
OVERDOSE THE HIVE QUEEN?

SOUNDS LIEK A JOB FOR CAINE JERICUS, COKE FEIND!
 
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