Corrupt Wishing Well of Doom!

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Granted... but a dog just did a number two on it.

I wish I had another pot noodle.
 
Granted but it will be filled with snakes and eyeballs.

I wish it could stop snowing.
 
Granted, but now it's a torrential downpour of rain.

I wish my watch repair was significantly less than $469... v.v
 
Granted, but your watch repairer is only lowering the price so he can go to bed with you...

I wish I knew why I was writing this.
 
(Considering the guy was hot, WIN! -blushes-)

Granted but in finding out the deepest darkest of all secrets of knowing why you're writing what you wrote, your head explodes from the unfathomable amount of simultaneous knowledge force-funneled into your brain.

WYR drink Fresca or Tab?
 
(XD, go you! Um, just like to remind you this isn't the WYR game though...)

Granted, except the person your asking is against drinking alcohol, so they give it to the watch repairer whose mind implodes. And he likes/implodes with Fresca.

I wish I could stop getting confused about GMT time...
 
(Major derp moment... I go back and forth between the games... sorry. >.<)

Granted, but now you're confused with simple addition.

I wish I could get the job I finally want...
 
Granted, you get your dream job. However in order to make room for you in the budget, the company drops all of your benefits and your pay is reduced by 50%.

I wish I could never get sick again.
 
Granted, but you now spread disease to everyone you touch.

I wish it hadn't taken so long to get back on Iwaku.
 
Granted, but everyone you knew shuns you for no apparent reason.

I wish I wasn't afraid to apply to college.
 
Granted, but now everyone at college is afraid of you.

I wish I didn't have to leave for the bus right now.
 
Granted but then the bus crashes and all those poor innocent people die.

I wish it never snowed.
 
No great loss.

Granted, but now it never gets cold and you live in a desert world.

I wish I didn't have to go to class right now.
 
Granted. You've just been involved in a deadly accident involving a vat of potatos.

I wish Boredom could be slain with conventional weapons and was considered a varmint, so it wasn't illegal to hunt without a tag. Yee haw.
 
Granted. You are now Yosemite Sam.

I wish for white grape juice.
 
Granted: your favorite shoes are full of white grape juice. (That stuff is sticky.)

I wish I had better common sense.
 
I actually have only one pair of shoes, so yeah that sucks.

Granted, you now have enough common sense to save everyone from making stupid decisions, the only problem is no one listens to you now.

I wish I had a jetpack.
 
Granted, but it is nuclear powered and gives you cancer.

I wish I didn't slip on ice so much.
 
Granted, now you are frozen till next summer.

I wish i had a real steel katana.
 
Granted but it has a mind of it's own and seeks revenge.


I wish I had a pet tiger.
 
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