Corrupt Wishing Well of Doom!

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Granted but you cause constant messes making the ability backup leaving the house a mess.

i wish i didn't have to deal with pain in the ass people
 
Granted but now you have to deal with people who hurt your junk instead of your butt.

I wish the things I do were appreciated and not taken advantage of.
 
You gain one dollar, and receive no other money for the remainder of your lifetime.

I wish I could see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.
 
Granted, but you have to eat 30,000 lbs of it before you understand.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
 
Granted but you spend the next 5 hours wishing you could sleep

I wish i had a pet Tarrasque that obeyed me and only me
 
Granted, but it tries to act like a house cat and wants to sit on your lap all of the time. ^-^

I wish I could gather all of the people I extremely dislike and throw them in a giant pit and make them fight eachother to the death. >.>
 
Granted but you have to scream this is sparta really loud when you do it and have to let the last person standing leave with their life

i wish it would have snowed more lastnight
 
Granted, but it snowed so much the building you live in was covered so you can't leave again until it melts.

I wish things were different.
 
Granted but they became worse and not better than they already are

I wish i could explode at will
 
Granted, but you explode into little popsicles, and when you reform a different piece of your body is in a different spot each time.

I wish the person I love could be the person I can trust with anything no matter what.
 
Granted but they tell you everything driving you to the point of killing them

I wish i wasn't being driven insane
 
Granted, but only when you learn to let the rainbows into your heart.

I wish I had one of those spongebob ice cream pop things...
 
Granted but it tastes like blueberries

I wish i could explode and never come back
 
(Awh but I don't like blueberries no fair.)

Granted but you take the person you love the most in the world with you when you do.

I wish I had a blender with magical properties.
 
Granted, it has a -1 Sharpness enchantment on it.

I wish I had power armor.
 
Gruanted, but it explodes after you put it one.

I wish i had a malamute. ( Big husky )
 
Granted, but it somehow eats your fridge clean in the night.

I wish I had a cosmic guitar.
 
Granted, but it's a micro cosmos it's just a guitar with a slightly cool design.
I wish for a tasty and healthy snack.
 
Granted, enjoy your fish-oil and raw-egg smoothie.
I wish for warmer weather~
 
Granted, you are now on Venus, where it rains acid and fire.

I wish someone would open the box.
 
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