Corrupt A Wish

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YOU ARE NOW STUCK IN THE VOID

I wish for the person above me to have wished for something.
 
They do wish for something, it is unfortunately your death.

I wish for a double cheese burger and a Krushem.
 
Granted. However, you are now deathly lactose intolerant.

I wish for the universe to implode, with the Earth being dead center.
 
So be it. The Galactic convention is hosted on earth, causing an implosion of aliens.

I wish I was a dark sorceror
 
Yes. You got shot by a wizard cop.

I wish for Styrofoam
 
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You get a box full of Styrofoam, travel to California and get arrested because it's illegal there

I wish I had a questionnaire genie to make some questionnaires for me
 
Granted, but as you answer the questions you are slowly turn into a lifeless puppet.

I wish to live!
 
So be it. You get an xbox and virtual reality call of duty. But your gunned down in the first five minutes
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Due to people not wishing I hereby declare the last two must have wishes within the next few posts...or my facehuggers are going to have fun.

I wish for a...
 
so be it. You are omitted from the universe, seeing as your wish is nothing.

I wish I had dominion over a legion of demons
 
Jhuton said:
so be it. You are omitted from the universe, seeing as your wish is nothing.

I wish I had dominion over a legion of demons
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Congratulations. You are now tasked with a legion of wind-up demons. They come with a happy meal, so don't expect much.

I wish for a magic fish.
 
Granted, but it's magic is horrible and always screws things up.

i wish it wasn't so hard to stop drinking soda -_-'
 
Granted. It's so easy to stop drinking soda that it stops you drinking anything. You die of dehydration after 3 days of suffering.

I wish I could be paid just for being me.
 
Granted, you get 1 cent a year.

i wish for a friendly pet dragon.
 
Granted, but even a friendly dragon can accidentally rip your face off in your sleep.

I wish I owned KFC.
 
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Granted, but even a friendly dragon can accidentally rip your face off in your sleep.

I wish I owned KFC.
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Granted, but only as an effort to transfer liability. Several lawsuits are coming in your direction. Lawyer up!

I wish for a date that I'd never forget.
 
Granted. You get a date with darth vader and come home with one arm vapourized.

I wish for eternal darkness
 
Granted, you are now blind.

I wish for a competent lawyer to help with my previous wish.
 
Very well, you get me, but after I help you win your case, you cant afford to pay me and I sue.

I wish I had a burger
 
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