Awesome (i.e., Funny) Pickup Lines

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Are you Princess Diana? Because I wanna wreck you.

Are you snow? Because I wanna plow you.

Are you a table? Because I'm about to bang myself against you.
 
I have a d&d one that actually worked on the cute rouge in out party:


Want to have sex and share the ex?
 
"I was feeling a little off today, but you definatly turned me on."
 
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