Awesome (i.e., Funny) Pickup Lines

[ElBell]

 

[GhostJoker]

THAT'S AMAZING. *looks for shirt on google*

Is your dad a baker? Because you got a nice set of buns!

 

[Razilin]

THAT'S AMAZING. *looks for shirt on google*

Is your dad a baker? Because you got a nice set of buns!

I want.

I want hard.




You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.


I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

 

[ElBell]

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

I'll do you like I do my homework: all night and on a table!

Are you my pinky toe? Because I'm gonna bang you on all my furniture tonight.

 

[GhostJoker]

"You look so familiar...didn't we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."

 

[Razilin]

Hey you looking for a stud? Cause I got an STD, so all I need is U.

 

[GhostJoker]

"I'm not staring at your boobs, i'm staring at your heart"

 

[Razilin]

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

 

[Sinful_Lust]

But would they WORK?

Also,

Polar Bear. (she says "Huh?" or "What?") I just wanted to break the ice.

Sorry for the late reply, I did not die from laughter :P

They are so cheesy but they would make a great conversation starter :) they would work on certain women, depends on the sense of humour. X

 

[Sinful_Lust]

"I'm not staring at your boobs, i'm staring at your heart"

Haha yeeah right, this one would be pervy :P

 

[GhostJoker]

I'd wanna try it and see what happens. Maybe i'll stand a few steps back

 

[Sinful_Lust]

I'd wanna try it and see what happens. Maybe i'll stand a few steps back

It would be even more awkward if the lady was flat chested hahahaa what boobs!! Lol

 

[Razilin]

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

 

[GhostJoker]

It would be even more awkward if the lady was flat chested hahahaa what boobs!! Lol

MUST TRY

 

[Sora]

I would offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious. Iamsosorry

 

[GhostJoker]

Back in 8th grade I stole this from Drake and Josh and it actually worked.

"I'm sorry, but you're way too pretty to not know me."

However it was only a 5 month relationship. Moral of the story, it worked.

 

[heliacalRebirth]

Nerdliness:

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power


And of course, my two favourite pokemon ones:

I'll need an escape rope, cause i'm lost in your eyes.

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning

 

[Sinful_Lust]

I hear this one most often

I lost my number, can I have yours?

You guys are inventive. :)

 

[GhostJoker]

"Mario is red, Sonic is blue. I have another controller, will you be my player 2?"

 

[Razilin]

My favorite attractive force is Van der Waals force. Can you feel it? I will sit closer if you can't.