Awesome (i.e., Funny) Pickup Lines

[Razilin]

Are you Princess Diana? Because I wanna wreck you.

Are you snow? Because I wanna plow you.

Are you a table? Because I'm about to bang myself against you.

 

[Pulchritudinous]

Are you Princess Diana? Because I wanna wreck you.

THis one just reminds me of Hellsing Abridged, when Alucard flirts with the queen.

 

[Cpt Toellner]

On a scale of 1 to 'murika, how free are you tonight?

 

[Razilin]

THis one just reminds me of Hellsing Abridged, when Alucard flirts with the queen.

Where do you think I got it from?

 

[Cpt Toellner]

I have a d&d one that actually worked on the cute rouge in out party:


Want to have sex and share the ex?

 

[Razilin]

Rogues do it from behind

 

[GhostJoker]

"I was feeling a little off today, but you definatly turned me on."