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Awesome (i.e., Funny) Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Razilin, Oct 16, 2014.

  1. Start listing them.

    And the ladies, please remark if these would work/are funny or not.

    That is always a gas.

    (To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
  2. Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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  3. Never heard that one!! So cheesy lol needs more oomph
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  4. Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you, I smile

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  5. Do you wear space pants? Because your ass is out of this world. :D
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  6. Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?.
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  7. Honestly guys!! I'm laughing so hard at those responses, they are so funny and cool :D hahaha
  8. Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot
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  9. I bet she loved them so much that she died of laughter
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  10. I have a reverse pick up line XD Did you fall from heaven? Cause you hit every branch on the way down DX
  11. Do you know why the sky is so gray? [No, why?] Because all the blue is in your eyes.
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  12. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  13. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
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  14. You must be a fallen angel because your face is fu**** up
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  15. Hi.
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  16. I use that one all the time
  17. If a guy used these on me I'd give him a chance because they're so clever and pretty funny, at least fitting my sense of humor xD

    "I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
    "You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you."
    "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
    "How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?"
    "My watch says you don't have any underwear on. {"Yes I do!"} Oh, I guess it must be 30 minutes fast.

    Yes I am a geek about math .~.
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  18. That was amazingly hilarious
  19. You must be a dictionary because you give meaning to my life.