Awesome (i.e., Funny) Pickup Lines

[Razilin]

Start listing them.

And the ladies, please remark if these would work/are funny or not.

That is always a gas.




(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.

 

[GhostJoker]

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

[Sinful_Lust]

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Never heard that one!! So cheesy lol needs more oomph

 

[GhostJoker]

Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you, I smile

AW SHIET

 

[Arcadia]

Do you wear space pants? Because your ass is out of this world. :D

 

[Razilin]

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?.

 

[Sinful_Lust]

Honestly guys!! I'm laughing so hard at those responses, they are so funny and cool :D hahaha

 

[GhostJoker]

Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot

 

[Razilin]

Honestly guys!! I'm laughing so hard at those responses, they are so funny and cool :D hahaha

But would they WORK?

Also,

Polar Bear. (she says "Huh?" or "What?") I just wanted to break the ice.

 

[GhostJoker]

I bet she loved them so much that she died of laughter

 

[Arcadia]

I have a reverse pick up line XD Did you fall from heaven? Cause you hit every branch on the way down DX

 

[Razilin]

Do you know why the sky is so gray? [No, why?] Because all the blue is in your eyes.

 

[GhostJoker]

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

 

[Arcadia]

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

 

[GhostJoker]

You must be a fallen angel because your face is fu**** up

 

[Razilin]

Hi.

 

[GhostJoker]

Hi.

I use that one all the time

 

[ElBell]

If a guy used these on me I'd give him a chance because they're so clever and pretty funny, at least fitting my sense of humor xD

"I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
"You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you."
"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
"How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?"
"My watch says you don't have any underwear on. {"Yes I do!"} Oh, I guess it must be 30 minutes fast.

Yes I am a geek about math .~.

 

[GhostJoker]

"I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

That was amazingly hilarious

 

[Razilin]

You must be a dictionary because you give meaning to my life.