An intruder barges into your room! Your weapon is the object to your left...

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Perfume bottles. If all else fails I can spray it into their eyes?
 
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A spoon. So I can scoop out their pitiful, little eyes and make it into a soup so I can eat it with the spoon!
 
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A full 1.5L bottle of Pepsi! Progress has been made! :D
 
A chair... I got this.
 
My phone, would use it to call police while I run away?
 
A keyhole.
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Summon the Keyblade to open/close said Keyhole, then use the Keyblade to bludgeon the intruder ^_^.
 
A plastic bowl.
Or toothpaste.
Either way, I don't think this is ending well.
 
...Does the entirety of my cabinet count as "the object to my left"? Because that's sort of unwieldy. Then again, the simple act of lifting an entire cabinet should scare off most intruders :P
 
A dirty towel. :I
 
My cell phone? Perfect. I'll call for help. The intruder's gonna need some, when I'm done with them.
 
I have options... A back massager, a candle, or my .45.
 
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