Perfect steps for a book named "100 Things To Do With A Phone Charger".A charger for my phone.
Step 1: Strangle with cord.
Step 2: Stab prong ends of cord into flesh of poor, poor bastard.
Step 3: "No really officer, I'm not deranged, I swear."
An almost empty plastic 1.5L bottle of Pepsi. ...Welp, I'm screwed.
Make the animal sounds for the crackers. Trust me, they will never fuck with you. I mean, who's going to mess with someone making an elephant sound?Animal crackers... I don't know how this is going to work.
Holy shit. This is genius.Make the animal sounds for the crackers. Trust me, they will never fuck with you. I mean, who's going to mess with someone making an elephant sound?