A N A R C H Y – Epic Fantasy War RPG (OOC)

[Asmodeus]

*clambers over Bellsong*

signed, Haley Valon, queen of Eliydar.

Wait, whut? You're the Queen's son? o_O

 

[Siras Cortage]

Ario does miss his fighting. He feels almost rusty.

 

[Abracadabra]

Wait, whut? You're the Queen's son? o_O

Wat? *goes off to read latest posts*

*returns from reading posts*

Why did you think he was the queen's son?

{Hanamar Valon}


The King was tired. Or is it something else?, Hanamar wondered. Has our great ruler been weeping? Hanamar pointed at the paper set before the king. "Your Grace, the document must be signed. Without an escort, the Desdomena will surely sink from the first storm to hit it. The storms are reported to be so strong, a huge warship could sink in less than 10 seconds."

The king just sat there. He looked like a stone statue. Never moving. He was staring at the bookcase across the room. Hanamar traced his eyes to the small frame on the bookcase, the only thing on it. In the frame was the small portrait of the prince and princess. Hanamar sighed, bowed, and left.

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Hanamar strolled to the hallway and found hardly anyone was in it. When he came around the corner, he ran into a small Acluv, knocking him over. "Where were you going at such a fast pace?" Hanamar asked after helping him up. The Acluv said nothing but handed him a letter, then left. Hanamar looked after him, then opened the letter. Hanamar Valon laughed so hard he almost lost his footing. Karseun Geburich had returned to Aisak. As he read the rest of the letter his smile faded. It was from the queen. His happiness faded to anger when he read the last part: "I am sending Geburich on the voyage on the Desdomena. He will find the killers and bring them to me. Come see me at once.", signed, Haley Valon, queen of Eliydar.

However I will have to ask for some revisions here … it's simply not possible for a warship to sink in less than 10 seconds; while this is a fantasy RP, a ship is a ship and the Desdemona isn't even a warship, it's a passenger and trading ship that has crossed international water countless times and braved many storms, so yes, that sentence would need changing. And what do you mean by escort?

Additionally, I will ask that you change the Queen's name appropriately to the manner in which it is listed on the Anarchy main page.

I realize this sounds like a lot of criticism … it's just hard to jump into a complex RP like this, I know! Hopefully it'll get a lot easier once I get more than 4 summaries.

BEWARE
THE ABRA PIG

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[Abracadabra]

Hint. Hint. HINT.

Goal: 14 summaries
Have: FOUR >8(

 

[Asmodeus]

The Queen and Hanamar had the same surname. I assumed there were relationings going on.

 

[Abracadabra]

The Queen and Hanamar had the same surname. I assumed there were relationings going on.

Ohhhhhhhh.

Harma, if this is the case (namely, that Hanamar is somehow related to the Queen), I'd need you to stop roleplaying with Hanamar as long as it takes to add that to your history. If not, please make sure Han and the Queen have different surnames! xD

 

[Asmodeus]

If he is her son, that'll be a lot of editing for me... o___o

*hides up a tree*

 

[Bellsong]

-blinks in confusion- ... I have no idea whats going on.

 

[Abracadabra]

Ohhhhh any AGOT fans have to check this out! It's a song about Queen Cersei based on the Glee version of Kanye West's "Gold Digger". Play the song while you read the lyrics … it is SO LOL!!

Ode to the CuntHammer

Just some background on the character for the uninitiated. Queen Cersei Lannister is married to the ex-king of the fantasy world. She has three children, born of an incestuous union with her twin brother Jaime Lannister, also known as Kingslayer, namely Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen. Joffrey is the crown prince and under her direction begins to mess up the world with his terrible reign. A family known as the Starks declares war against the crown when the new King Joffrey imprisons Lord Eddard Stark, after previous tensions had already arisen over Jaime having purportedly thrown Bran, the youngest Stark son, from a tall tower window. His daughter Sansa is held captive by the Lannisters, and Eddard's wife is tempted to trade the Kingslayer, whom the Starks have captured in war, for the hostage. Cersei's brother Tyrion begins to take over her power in the court, partly by surrendering her youngest son Tommen to the Dornishmen in the south as a collateral, and both employ a powerful spy by the name of Varys, who is nicknamed the Spider. Meanwhile, the kingdoms face a threat from the northern rogue king Mance Rayder as well.


Cersei is a terrible person, and the word "CuntHammer", a term that has been circling the Internet, is the perfect word. I hereby post Ode to the CuntHammer, better known as Queen of Greed. The solid is solo and the italics is the background chorus.




QUEEN OF GREED
to the melody of Kanye West's "Gold Digger", the Glee version


Her name is Cersei and she's the queen
Yeah, she's a trifling friend indeed
Oh, she's a gold digger!
Loves that crown and her Jaime.

Her name is Cersei
I'm only sayin' she a gold digger
And she's the queen
'Cause she ain't messin' with no broke bro
Her name is Cersei
I'm only sayin' she got no honor
And she's the queen
'Cause she ain't lettin' Eddard go, go

Loves her Jaime
And crown her, right here, right now
And her Joffrey
And crown her, no fear, no frown
Driven by greed
And drown her, poor dear, in power
She won't succeed
And crown her gold head

Her name is Cersei
Could be a mom, but her stupid son is a pawn
And she's the queen
And her baby little Tom guarded by Dornishmen
Her name is Cersei
Bro said, "What I do for love" when he released Bran's arm
And she's the queen
Look all those girls, he got a flock, but seduced by her charm,
Driven by greed
And disarmed, 'cause he thinks that she's the one,
She won't succeed
Do we need her?
No, we ain't need her!

Her name is Cersei
I'm only sayin' she got no honor
And she's the queen
'Cause she has children with her own bro
Her name is Cersei
I'm only sayin' she a gold digger
And she's the queen
'Cause she wants nothing but the throne, throne

Loves her Jaime
And crown her, right here, right now
And their son Joffrey
And crown her, no fear, no frown
Driven by greed
And drown her, poor dear, in power
She won't succeed, no
And crown her gold head

Her name is Cersei
Winter's here, Starks beware,
And she's the queen
She's got one of your kids, got poor Sansa in tears
Her name is Cersei
She knows you'd trade the captured Kingslayer for all of your kids
And she's the queen
The Lannister coffers are full enough as it is
Loves her Jaime
Worry about Tyrion, he'll be king one day
And her Joffrey
Win every battle now and drive off Mance Ray
Driven by greed
She hoped to buy the soul of short Ty with her money
She won't succeed
She went to the Spider, got his soul with her money
Her name is Cersei
She messing up the world so bad it's not even funny
And she's the queen
Shouldn't she know she gets more flies with her honey, honey

Her name is Cersei
If you can't stand the skunk
That Queen of Greed
Holler we want freedom
We want freedom, YEAH!

Her name is Cersei
I'm only sayin' she a gold digger
And she's the queen
'Cause she ain't messin' with no broke bro
Her name is Cersei
I'm only sayin' she got no honor
And she's the queen
'Cause she ain't lettin' Eddard go, go

Loves her Jaime
And crown her, right here, right now
And their son Joffrey
And crown her, no fear, no frown
Driven by greed
And drown her, poor dear, in power
She won't succeed, no
And crown her gold head

[musical interlude]
[imagine Cersei furiously slapping rappers that are dancing about her tauntingly and singing >:D]

Her name is Cersei
I'm only sayin' she got no honor
And she's the queen
'Cause she has children with her own bro
Her name is Cersei
I'm only sayin' she a gold digger
And she's the queen
'Cause she wants nothing but the throne, throne

Loves her Jaime
And crown her, right here, right now
And their son Joffrey
And crown her, no fear, no frown
Driven by greed
And drown her, poor dear, in power
She won't succeed, no
And crown her gold head

Her name is Cersei
The Queen of Greed!

 

[Kairoga]

that is priceless

 

[Arashi]

Sorry, Abra, I had no idea you edited your reroll post! >.< D'oh. Anyways, for Cheemlen I will pick Revive. Thank you! I will go edit her bio.

 

[Kairoga]

ok, i've been swamped all week, but ill try to do a double whammy post soon.

 

[Harma]

*wipes hands off*

Done! Ok, so first, i would like to apologize for all the trouble I have been causing D:

And second, I have edited my post in the RP... hopefully its better this time XD

 

[Dorian Gray]

Why are ppl not posting in the story forum? its been 2 days since i posted last... -knocks on a hard surface- helloooooo~?

 

[Asmodeus]

You've killed the roleplay, Dorian.

You should never have caught that scrub brush.

 

[Kairoga]

0.0" im staying out of this one, also I'll work on posting when I get home from work

 

[Abracadabra]

Dalak's ears perked at the harsh words being thrown at him and the little slave girl. Angry emotions toward himself, he could take it and force it down inside... but anger directed at a women, let alone a little slave girl, was a big "NO" in his book. Dalak wheeled around to face this man, who looked unkempt and dirty, and placed a hand on his short-sword that he kept at his waist at all times.

"I would think, that you don't mean what you just said, else I might be forced to deal with you. Now I suggest, that you apologize... NOW."


Dalak took a step forward and whipped a hand out to the man's face. The man flinched, but all Dalak did was catch the brush flying toward the man's head. Dalak turned to the woman who had thrown it and underhand tossed it back to her. He smiled at her to show he was not angry.

"Gotta say, that was a VERY nice throw. But violence? In front of the slave girl? *tsk tsk tsk*"

After smiling at her in a suave way, he focused his attention back on the distressed man in front of him.

Sorry I haven't gotten to this earlier … the RP is really large and it often takes me awhile to read through all the posts … speaking of which …

I NEED YOUR SUMMARIES PEOPLE!!!!!!

Goal: 20 :D
Have: 6 D8<

I don't like being Big Bad GM, but this is really vital for the RP. Come on, peoples. Don't make me post who hasn't given me summies yet … >8(

However DorianGray, that small underlined snippet is a case of godmodding which violates the ARS. Please remove it. Failure to do so within 48 hours of notification (namely Feb. 27 7:25 AM AST) will result in the whole post being deleted and annulled (meaning, it never happened).* This may sound harsh, but please be aware that I am not angry with you personally or anything … I just need to hold everyone to the same rules :) That said, if anyone finds anything unfair, please do not hesitate to discuss privately or if you are comfortable with it and willing not to be a harassing douchebag, on this OOC thread or the Group Suggestions thread; the rules are here to make the RP more enjoyable and safe for everyone. So if you find that this is not the case, SPEAK TO ME. Otherwise I can't know it's wrong, since I do my best to fulfill the criteria.
*It's two days since this is the weekend. During the week the 48 hours are extended to 72.

On Monday, February 27th, the Desdemona will CLOSE TO NEW JOINERS. It is officially on the voyage north now and everyone who will be involved in ship action is on it.

There are characters that are not on the ship who will join the troupe later and there is nothing wrong with that, but I need to make a cap on the ship group at some point. For example, I have a whole non-ship plan for Keda Angharra, and I am SO ANGRY WITH MYSELF that I haven't posted since my last attempted post vanished when I posted it at a time when my Internet fell out D:< That post, and one from Flavya, will be coming ASAP.

Also please note that if you ever see anything in the roleplay that you find violates the ARS, do not hesitate to let me know privately so that you do not embarrass yourself and the person you think transgressed the rules in case you are incorrect. Even if you are correct, please refrain from spreading your judgment around the site to other people, let alone the rulebreaker or public posts. The point isn't to ruin someone's reputation and harass them, the point is to make the roleplay fun & safe for everybody. There are no perfect roleplayers. Everyone makes mistakes once and a while. Like Diana says so admirably, there is no bad roleplay, there's just bad habits. And if you all behave I'll introduce an AWESOME EPIC PLOT TWIST in a few days :D

 

[Asmodeus]

*throws a paper airplane at Abra's head*

 

[Abracadabra]

*uses AbraPig as shield* xD

 

[Asmodeus]

*punts the pig through the window*

Er... do people know that the summaries you're asking for are the plot summaries and not their post summaries?

There may be some confusamication.