Pat drew his first card and smirked. "Oh, you're gonna like this one... I play not one, but TWO Jam Breeding Machines." he placed the spell cards into his duel disk as two machines were erected on the field. "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF MY MACHINES! I'll set another card face down and end my turn."
Two? That was a nuisance to Madora...but not for long. Madora quickly drew a card. "I'll start by playing Mystical Space Typhoon to take out one of your jam machines!" Madora exclaimed, "Next I'll set a card, and lay a face down. E-end of turn!" Madora burst into a coughing fit, a real one she hadn't actually expected. It seemed Apostolos had reopened an old weakness of Madora's.
"Please, could you be any more of a drama queen?" Mechazawa finished chiseling the second stroke, making sure it was nice and deep. He lined up his chisel for the third, tapping the mallet with relentless efficiency.
"If you want, yes, yes I could," Madora retorted, after finishing her fit. She didn't care about being cheeky now that her secret weapon was almost ready.
The whistle was piercing as the chimp patrolman rushed onto the scene. He was prepared for anything. Anything... Other than whatever the hell this was. That strange obelisk was certainly not a normal part of this neighborhood. And it CERTAINLY didn't belong here. "Hey! You damn kids! What the hell are you doing out here? Some kind of gang thing, I bet!" He spit when he said the word gang. Probably because he didn't like gangs, but maybe because he was an ape, and apes did that sort of thing.
Apostolos glanced at Mechazawa, "Fine work." He peered at the duel going on, "Well this should be an interesting insight..." Apostolos chuckled as he glanced at Mechazawa's efficiency in carving. "Truly it will be a beautiful carving."
"But go on feel the wrath of the Jam Breeding Machine..." Apostolos said watching.
"Shit, it's the cops!" Mechazawa stowed his mallet and chisel as he ran, grabbing Pat's arm and dragging him along. "Apostolos, meet me at my bike!"
Oh, now Link was mad. These jerkwads were trying to get away! "Hey! HEY YOU! STOP THAT! NONE OF YOU APES ARE GONNA ESCAPE!" He blew into his whistle again, running after the fleeing nogoodniks. They would certainly pay for their crimes.
"Shit!" Apostolos grabbed his bag as he fled the scene heading to Mechazawa's bike.
And now there a police monkey. Of course. As if things weren't mad enough already. Well Madora was about to sort it all out with her hidden item, which she now revealed- a mobile phone! She wasn't letting those idiots run away freely.
"Don't worry, Mr. Cop," Madora answered, being careful not to point out he was a monkey, "I'm just making a...PHONE CALL!" Madora cackled, thinking she was calling Caleb for backup.
"Hello, Antonio's pizzeria, how can I help you?" Madora's phone buzzed. Madora almost dropped her phone in shock. She thought she'd rung Caleb, not the pizzeria. "Um...a margerita pizza please," Madora stumbled, trying to cover up her mistake, "A-anything you guys want? I'll pay?" Madora had been hoping that Caleb would be able to send out some cultists to capture her assaulters...pizza wouldn't do that, unfortunately. "Back to the duel, Pat?" Madora asked, ignoring the monkey.
Darius quickly chased after the punks who were trying to escape who were surprisingly fast, after a it seemed that they were gonna get away, and that's when an idea popped into his head, it was stupid and it probably wouldn't work, but it was all he had "That's right run you bunch of sissy's!"
Madora hurriedly ended her call to the pizzeria. While her original plan of ringing for backup was ruined, she didn't need it now. The cop and robot guy were chasing the two who'd beaten and threatened her. Madora didn't mind Pat so much- he was dueling her, and the only thing Madora loved more than the Cult (but not Caleb) was dueling. "Well? It's your turn!" Madora pointed out to Pat, "Ignore them, your friends deserve to be chased like rats. I just want to finish this duel!"
Normally, Mechazawa would have doubled back to beat the both the guy's and the goth chick's faces in, but the heat was on, and there was no way Mechazawa would be getting arrested if he could help it. Annoyingly, Pat refused to budge. Oh well, he had his own transportation.
"Alright, fine, Pat! If you don't get arrested, meet us at the usual place!" Mechazawa shouted as he hauled ass towards the alleyway where he had parked his motorcycle.
Pat groaned a forced groan of pain as if the destruction of his spell had actually hurt him. "My draw!" he took a card from his deck and looked at it before placing it in his hand. A slime formed on his side of the field, popping from the active machine. "I play wetlands, bringing my slime up to 1700 attack points! Then, I'll activate my facedown card- Token Stampede, making it 2700. Attack my slime!"
Officer Lancelot was FED UP. These crooks weren't getting away without a fight. "Hey! HEY YOU SHITTY KIDS! How about this? I'll duel you. You win, you go free. I win? You stay the hell off my streets and quit vandalizing this city! I won't be gibbon you another chance!" He groaned, wondering why he was forced to make yet another primate pun. "Sound good?"
"Too bad that my set monster is a Marshmallon!" Madora boasted, revealing her set card, "You lose 1000 life points, and Marshallon isn't destroyed. Ha!" The Marshmallon bounced over the slime's attack, then directly hit Pat.
Mechazawa screeched to a halt at the entrance to the alleyway. "This is a bluff, right? To get us to let our guard down? There's no way you're actually challenging us to a card game."
Pat let out another grunt as he took lifepoints. "Very well then" he shrugged it off, throwing the tail of his trench coat so that it blew in the 'breeze'. "I'll just get you next turn. I end."
"I ain't bluffing, chump," Officer Lancelot snarled, and it was true. He was actually challenging a bunch of hoodlums to a card game. To decide whether or not to deal with them. It wasn't exactly /proper/ police work, but it beat letting them get away on their motorcycle.
"I- what?", he turned to Apostolos, "Is this actually a thing you do here, in America? I mean, is- is that legal?"
Madora drew a card, and smiled when she saw it. "I sacrifice Marshmallon to summon Mobius the Frost Monarch!" Madora announced, as Marshmallon was torn to pieces by the blue monarch emerging from the ground, "His effect means I can destroy two spell or trap cards. I chose Token Stampede and the Jam Breeding Machine!" The two cards shattered, bringing the slime's attack back down to 1700. "Now Mobius, attack the slime!" Madora was proud of her move, but not sure of what to do next considering her current hand.
Apostolos glanced at Mechazawa, "Sounds treacherous... It has to be a bluff."
"Let's make it a tag duel you two versus the cop and I, and if you guys win I'll personally hold him back so you can make your get away, if not then you come peacefully. Sound good?" he asked.
Pat grunted once more as he saw his monster destroyed and his lifepoints brought down to 6300. It seemed that he was on the fast track o losing. On top of that, he didn't have another Jam Breeding Machine in hand- his face showed it. It was a harsh grimace, Pat glaring at Madora as he looked for a different strategy.
When it became his turn, he could do little but set a single card face down. "Go."
Madora glanced over at the alleyway. It seemed like the monkey-cop had challenged Mechazawa and Apostolos to a duel, with the robot now teaming up the the cop. Madora guessed it was Mechazawa and Apostolos' freedom at stake, so she hoped they accepted the duel and lost. It was something to keep an eye on while participating in her own duel.
"That's... a really raw deal, seeing as we can just, you know, haul ass." Mechazawa inched towards the alleyway, his hand closing around the motorcycle keys in his pocket.
"Hey lady! Pay attention!" Pat yelled.
"You could just run away, but then you would be just a bunch of cowards and on top of that it looks like your throwing your friend to the sharks. Now I'm no delinquent, but being branded a coward and a traitor sounds like it would hurt your rep quite a bit." He said in the monotonous tone that he usually carried.
"Well, you don't know a lot about delinquents, that part is clear.", Mechazawa said, "No shame in running from the cops. Come on, Apostolos, let's cheese it!"
Apostolos glanced at the new guy as he moved to the Motorcycle. "He can handle a little freak." Apostolos glanced at Mechazawa, nodding at him. "CHEESE IT!"
Ignoring Pat's insult, Madora drew a card and considered her hand. Two cards she wanted to save for later, when she was in a trickier situation. Another one was idiotic to use right now. As for the other two...
"I activate the spell Return of the Monarchs," Madora declared, "Now I sacrifice Mobius to summon Zaborg the Lightning Monarch! Also, Return of the Monarchs means I can add Caius the Shadow Monarch to my hand from my deck. Now that's all over, Zaborg, attack!" Zaborg gathered up lightning in preparation for his attack.
H-"I activate my trap- Scrap-Iron Scare Crow! See, I don't have the fancy strategies and combos you do, but there is one thing I have" Pat paused a moment to 'build suspense. "THE HEART! Now make your move! Or is it my turn now?"
"Heart my arse," Madora sneered, "Sure, have your go now."
Mechazawa kicked the motorcycle in gear as Apostolos hopped on the back. "We'll kick your ass later, pretty-boy! Count on it!" he shouted to the brunette kid as he and Apostolos tore out of the alleyway and onto the road.
Pat drew his card. It was Pot of Duality, which he played immediately. The cards revealed were Scrap Iron Scarecrow, Hidden Armory, and Testudo Erat Numens in that order. He revealed Hidden Armory and put it in his hand before shuffling the other two cards into his deck. He then played Hidden Armory, discarding the top card of his deck, Blizzed Defender of the Ice Barrier and searching out Mage Power, which he put in his hand.
"Two trap cards face down. I end my turn."
Drawing a card, Madora eyed the face downs. "Zaborg, attack right away!" Madora ordered. She was going to conduct most of her turn in the second main phase. That way she should still have a monster if Zaborg was killed by a trap.
"You're forgetting about THE HEART! Scrap Iron Scarecrow!" Pat activated his trap and looked toward Madora smugly.
Mechazawa wove through alleyways like a convoluted metaphor in an attempt to throw off anyone who might be after them. He spoke to Apostolos as they drove.
"Man, that guy has really got some nerve, coming in like that with his priestly garments and his perfect hair- you know, come to think of it, he didn't have the collar. Is impersonating a priest even a thing? Do people do that here?"
"How boringly predictable," Madora commented, "Watch this. I'll firstly activate the field card Seal of Orichalcos, raising all my monsters attack by 500. I also activate the spell card Double Summon. So I summon Battle Fader, just to sacrifice it to summon Caius the Shadow Monarch." The Battle Fader appeared for a few seconds, only to be engulfed by Caius' darkness. "Caius' effect lets me banish Scrap-Iron Scarecrow," Madora continued, pointing at Pat's trap, "Plus Return of the Monarch's effect means I can retrieve Mobius the Mega Monarch from my deck, and add it to my hand. I think that's it now." Madora looked at the two monarchs standing tall on her side, both enhanced by her seal. Madora doubted they'd be taken down easily, but she still had her face down just in case. And the one currently useless card in her hand.
Pat sighed and quietly watched as Madora took her turn. Before the turn shifted to his and Pat drew his card, Pat took a deep breath. "SHUT UP WOMAN! I'M TRYING TO THINK!" he exploded, before drawing a card.
"Alright. Great. Dark Hole. I set one monster face down. Go." Pat said with chopped up words.
"Shut up? I'm not talking!" Madora complained as she watched her monsters get sucked away. She drew a card, and decided to take a gamble. "I normal summon Tree Born Frog in attack mode. Next I'll use Creature Swap. We both only have one monster, so that's the one we must swap! Now tell me, what's the set monster I now control?"
Apostolos spoke to Mechazawa as they fled, "So we've got cops, rival gang and a priest impersonator..." Apostolos paused for a moment, "Fun. Well I have no doubt our gang will win the turf duel. But that card game won't keep them out. We need to plan..."
"Blizzed, Defender of the Ice Barrier" Pat confessed "but you can check yourself." The effect of the cards read: When this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the graveyard, draw one card. "I better tell you though- when it gets destroyed, I'm the one who gets to draw."
"Well, personally speaking, I was planning on punching that guy in his perfect bishonen mug, then finding the next goth kid to enter our turf and breaking his legs, but I'm open to suggestions. You?"
Officer Lancelot made a decision. He knew what he had to do, and just how to do it. Just as Pat was getting ready for his next turn... A pair of wires stuck straight to his back, and began delivering a shocking experience to his unfortunate body. Officer Lancelot smiled. "Looks like victory... Just wasn't in the cards for you."
Apostolos thought for a moment, "We need to get a delinquent inside those Card Fetish Freakos, if we want to completely destroy them. Sure we can just beat them out of our territory, but if we want them truly dead... we need a man on the inside, to let us know where they hang out. Then we take them all out...."
Apostolos then nodded, "Personally I also agree with your suggestion. Perhaps once we aren't being chased."