have you ever done anything sneaky without being caught by your parents? I have!
Hmm... Where to start...
--Dislocated a limb only to reset it. Never went to the hospital for it, never told my parents, probably should have. If you want a pain comparison for what it feels like to reset your own limb, it feels like I set my entire nervous system on fire, followed up with seeing spots and being too dazed to stand for a couple minutes. Pretty sure I nearly knocked my own ass out from pain. Good job, me. (At least I learned that the whole Hollywood thing of "hero resets his own limb" is kinda seriously bullshit. xD) Parents noticed a limp, but that was it. Surprisingly easy to bullshit.
--Tried Vodka in high school. Wasn't great, wasn't terrible, don't recommend it to teenagers reading this. (If you wanna try some liquor, try some wine. It's not nearly so bitter and it will get you drunk at a pace you can deal with. Plus, in small amounts, some types of wine can actually be good for your heart.)
--Sometimes skipping a class in a day for a long lunch break or to head home early. Always claimed it must have been a teacher error. Was nearly always believed. In hindsight, I was a little shit.
--Plenty of late nights sneaking in or out of the house, or staying up late on my computer on a school night to keep chatting with
@Tempest or other friends of mine. Was occasionally caught, but usually got away with it.
--Got into a few fights. Always found ways to cover up the damage. (I <3 Hoodies.) My mother never really gave much of a shit though, it was more my dad I had to be careful about this stuff with.
--An entire mental disorder. There's a long story with this that I can't possible summarize except to say that while I was always considered "odd", they never clued in due to their own lives being quite, er, "hectic". A couple people in real life clued in at one point or another, but they remained thankfully silent, or were psychiatric professionals who had very few issues seeing through my veils.
Ahh teen years...
I don't miss you one bit. If any of you want to hear an amusing or dramatic story though, I have plenty of those.
EDIT
OH! How can I forget! The first and only time I've had sex was classy: In a high school bathroom with a girl I met two weeks prior.
Go me. Did I mention that I'm glad my teen years are over? Because, wow, I'm glad my teen years are over, and I'm not nearly so shitty a person anymore.