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Then go make yourself some pancakes Wo/man!

Mix is in the cupboard, eggs and milk are in the fridge... Make me some while you're at it.

*turns around and pulls the blanket over his head*
 
You're the woman. Got it?
 
"Big boy"? Hey! I only roleplay as a guy! And where is my husbando?! *runs around the room naked, searching*
 
Finally! We can consummate our Love! The union between the colder months will be complete! We will have hot, frothy seasonally lovemaking and birth a new month! A month that will dominate all the rest!
 
Oh how cute. A fluffy bed partner! I want a piece of your world for breakfast!
 
Oh, good morning.
I wonder if I should look up your name on the certificate...
 
And mine, AGAIN, feline of my dreams....
*opens Purina Cat Chow bag again and spills all of it over the pillowcases*
 
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