Wake up married to the person above you 00;

[Diana]

*Screams bloody murder!*

 

[Ochalla]

...

You got a sex change!

Oh, wait, no.... Shit!

 

[Darkness]

Better than Tegan. >:(

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

*Shoots self in the head*

 

[Anglkate]

...DAMNIT NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOU?!

 

[Myrnodyn]

Mornin' sexy! we had an awesome wedding, when 's our honeymoon?

 

[Cotillion]

*grabs Myrn's bicep* My very own hero :D

 

[Myrnodyn]

*grabs coti's ass* Go make me breakfast! I'll be down in a sec!

 

[Ochalla]

Mama never warned me about you European types.

 

[Anglkate]

: D OCHA!! <3 what shall we have for breakfast today ^^

 

[Blind Hemingway]

WAIFU

 

[Anglkate]

HUBBU! : D

 

[Myrnodyn]

*nuzzles into her armpit and plays with her bellybutton*

 

[Anglkate]

*rolls over and just cuddles*

 

[Cotillion]

How drunk were we last night?

 

[Darkness]

God damn it.

 

[Selenite]

Hello handsome. Pancakes please ;)

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

...You have about five seconds to tell me who the fuck you are *Cocks bolt pistol*

 

[Anglkate]

Karsi!! : D *steals hat*

 

[Selenite]

I'm your undefined gender wife. Or husband. I don't know.
*winks*
There is a bunny where my gender symbol should be. I like that.

NOW I WANT MY PANCAKES.
CARROT TOPPING PLEASE.