Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Goofy Goblin]

Don't worry, she's in an open relationship.

Waiter, there's a snake in my boots!

 

[Bucky]

waiter! waiter! the concept of human reproduction is in my soup!!!

 

[Minerva]

Uh... Ew?

Waiter, there's an angry orc sitting at my table.

 

[Bucky]

Buy the shadow of mordor,
waiter! waiter! there is a smaller bowl of soup within my soup.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Soupception!

Waiter, there's a creeper in my rap song.

Seriously, this thing is catchy.
And I don't even like Rap usually.
(Epic Rap Battles of history being an exception).

 

[Goofy Goblin]

OH FU- ::EXPLOSION::

Waiter, can has cheezburger?

 

[Minerva]

No. We don't have those.

Waiter, there's an anime in America!

 

[Goofy Goblin]

You must be new here.

Waiter, what is the meaning of life?

 

[Bucky]

Death
Waiter! Waiter! Joel Mchale host of the soup is in the soup, asking me if i want to watch the soup, while i eat the soup.

 

[Minerva]

Yo Dawg...

Waiter, Jesus is coming back in my soup!

 

[Goofy Goblin]

Hah! I KNEW I read that chapter in Revelations right! The chef owes me $20!

Waiter....is it time?

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

There is always time for a song.

Waiter, is green a creative colour?

 

[Minerva]

No, but it gets very envious when you choose other colors over it.

Waiter, one of these things is not like the others, one of these thing doesn't belong...

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Huh, you're right. *Throws you out of the restaurant* that's better.

Waiter, there's a sleep deprived shit poster on this forum site.

 

[Minerva]

Oh, God! Get him off!

Waiter, there seems to be Human Organs in my soup...

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Oh I'm sorry sir, we forgot your side of Fava beans.

Waiter, there's a chicken in my vegan meal. And I need my Vegan powers.

 

[Goofy Goblin]

It's alright, you still get two more strikes. May I recommend the gelato for dessert?

Waiter, how much is that doggie in the window?

 

[Bucky]

The one with the waggily tail.....He's cheap he has a medical condition requiring him to wag his tail a lot.

Waiter Waiter there's a _____ in my soup

 

[Nim]

Well, it seems like you could use a refill sir. I'll have it arranged immediatly.

Waiter, there appears to be a psycho in my Borderlands.

 

[Minerva]

Shoot him in the face!

Waiter, there's Borderlands in my Fallout.