Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

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Pay five bucks, or send to friend to talk to Waiter.

Waiter, my arteries are hardening. I think it was the Grain Atherscolerosis.
 
Dammit Jim, I'm a waiter, not a doctor!

Waiter, would you recommend the marinara or red sauce with the spaghetti?
 
...Yes.

Waiter, why is there a bottlecap in my soup?
 
I needed a beer to handle your incessant whining. Guess I missed the trash can. Oops.

Waiter, how fresh is your woodchuck?
 
the woodchuck is new born fresh
waiter waiter there's a bear in my oatmeal
 
Good! We can brand it!


Waiter, there's a shit ton of alerts on my Iwaku.
 
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Shit! Go to DEFCON 1!

Waiter, this duck keeps asking for grapes.
 
Sorry sir, we only have lemonade.

Waiter, there's a duck waddling in my soup.
 
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Well, that's what you get for ordering Lakesized Lobster Bisque.

Waiter, why do you allow zombies in this establishment?
 
Because, our main course is brains.

Sir, why is there fan fiction in my sandwich?
 
*walks over in HAZMAT suit.* This area is contaminated! Please step away, sir!

Waiter, why is there a dream in my dream?
 
Because Leonardo DiCaprio is still trying for an Oscar.

Waiter, there's a bill in my soup!
 
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Because Leonardo DiCaprio is still trying for an Oscar.

Waiter, there's a bill in my soup!
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Which type, sir?

Waiter, there is a sexy redhead eyeing me from across the bar.
 
So are you buying her a drink or not? I'm your waiter, not your wingman.

Waiter, why is quack a quack in my quack? Quack.
 
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That's the Old McDonald Special, sir.

Waiter, I'd like my check now, please.
 
You haven't ordered anything yet. You just stared and asked questions about each item on the menu.

Waiter, can you break a $50?
 
I take the bill and rip it into shreds. "There you go" I say with an innocent smile

"Waiter, can you please remove my dinner date from this table? Frankly he is unpleasant"
 
Sure thing, she's more my type anyway. ...how you doin'?

Waiter, wait for it.....wait for it....
 
Astounding!

Waiter, There's salad here.'I ordered a steak.
 
It's a steak salad sir.

Waiter, there's the wrong waifu in this anime!
 
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