Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

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It hatched into a Manaphy! Take care of it, will you? And feed it Blue Gummis.

Waiter, my soup taste like shit! >:c
 
Now, I'm not going to be one to complain about one's taste in soup, but your taste in soup is sh*t.

Waiter, my soup is crawling out of the bowl.
 
We accidentally served BOB from Monsters vs Aliens.

Waiter! There's a time travelling machine in my soup
 
Thanks for the feedback, I'll tell the chef to recalibrate.

Waiter, there's a Manaphy in my soup!
 
Give it Blue Gummis or risk it dying.

Waiter, there's an unconscious Dusknoir in my soup!
 
Make sure you don't tell it about taking over the world by stopping time. Let's not give it any ideas.

Waiter, my soup was served coming out of a Pokéball!
 
Why are you complaining?

Waiter, Arceus just smited my soup!
 
Appreciate the mighty Arceus' gift. Eat the soup in improved peace.

Waiter, my soup was taken back to the kitchen!
 
Because you finished it, silly.

Waiter, my soup has a book in it!
 
Agh, chef, the recipe did not read "Add recipe"!

Waiter, there are five dead flies hovering above my soup!
 
If they're dead, then how're they hovering over your soup?

Waiter, what is the meaning of life?
 
Today's special! Order one now for only $ 999.99!

Waiter, my soup is on the floor, but the bowl is still on the table!
 
Oh, I'm sorry. That bowl is allergic to soup.

Waiter, there's a @#-% in my &%+# and it hurts like a &#%#$@';$+(?.
 
There's a chilli in your soup and it hurts like shit? Well, you wanted it extra hot...

Waiter, my soup is frozen solid!
 
Yes, that's one of the downsides of eating at this restaurant. We're on top of Mount Everest, so food can get frozen solid.

Waiter, there's an SCP in my Foundation.
 
There's a what? You whippersnappers and your fancy-pantsy terms and slangs.

Waiter, my soup is reminding me of a magical duel!
(+400 awesome points if you get the reference)
 
A magic duel? Between who?

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Waiter, there is a dead shark in my soup!! ;;0
 
It's probably your fault.

Waiter, there's an abusive orca here >:c
 
leave it be, or you might be next on his list

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Waiter! I cant find any fucks to give in this soup
 
Me neither.

Waiter, my soup grows intelligent mold!
 
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