Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

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Well then, goodbye sir. It was a pleasure serving you. *jumps out of plane*

Waiter, I ate my soup.
 
Well.... okay then

Waiter! Come quick! My soup is having babies!
 
Oh, I see, sir. Please go fetch the father while I assist.

Waiter, your soup got me pregnant!
 
Well do you know the gender yet?

Waiter, that skeleton has taken my soup hostage
 
Don't worry, sir. It's an empty threat.

Waiter, my soup just declared war on you.
 
WE FIGHT BACK AND WE WILL BUILD A GREAT GREAT WALL.

Waiter, my soup is playing music!
 
I guess that's what happens when one uses symbol soups, huh?

Waiter, my soup has a question for you. (Alphabet Soup reads "WILL YOU MARRY ME" while I hold out a ring)
 
No, I don't know you.

Waiter, my bowl of soup grew legs and ran away!
 
Oh that happens from time to time.

Waiter, my soup is a mirror
 
Look at your own nekomimi reflection.

Waiter, my food is swearing at me!
 
Well, I did warn you that this place was cursed.

Waiter, my soup is getting arrested!
 
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Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Waiter, viva la revolucion.
 
It's 2004, that's why!

Waiter, my soup has a butt.
 
...that witch was right when she said it'll taste like sh*t.

Waiter, there is a sponge in my... Wait, my soup is in a sponge!
 
You ordered the soup to go, sir.

Waiter, I ran out of jokes.
 
I was certain I told the chefs to add more bone meal, to make the soup more humerus for you.

Waiter, this soup is causing me to fall into existential despair!
 
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Waiter, I accidentally built a shelf!
 
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We'll clean it up so that the other customers aren't confused.

Waiter, I have become Death Incarnate.
 
Hello, Darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk to you again.

Waiter, there's an unusual egg in my soup.
 
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