Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

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Waiter, there's a cannibal in my soup!
 
I'm terribly sorry about that sir. The chefs were instructed to add some bite.

Waiter, my dish ran away with the spoon!
 
Love affair korean drama too stronk.

Waiter, my soup is on fire!
 
Use the fire extinguisher to put it out please.

Waiter, there seems to be a knife wielding tentacle in my soup
 
Koro-sensei pls.

Waiter, my soup is neon green!
 
Oh dear, did the local nuclear reactor have a meltdown yet again? I'm sorry, sir, please swallow this Rad-away before you grow extra arms.

Waiter, there's a Fry in my soup!
 
Time travel with it later.

Waiter why is my soup overflowing?
 
Oops, still to much soup. Let me drink some more.
 
I'm sorry, sir, I see you have not gotten any soup yet? :P


Waiter, there's a black sphere with a bit of rope on it in my soup. Also, the rope is burning.
 
Upon closer inspection, the soup is a bomb. Defuse it with the help of Alphys!

Waiter, why is my soup red? I ordered vegetable soup.
 
It's carrot soup. Trust.

Waiter, my soup glitched out and is now, still in a circular shape, in the roof.
 
That's not a problem; just use this ladder.

Waiter, my soup threw my spoon at me and is now hissing at me!
 
Your soup has princess syndrome.

Waiter! My soup turned into a tsundere and won't let me drink it!
 
I'll replace it with a yandere then.

Waiter! My soup is frozen!
 
That's Gazpacho. It's supposed to be served cold.

Fly! My waiter has a soup in it!
 
yoU'RE IN THE WRONG DIMENSIONNN

Waiter! My soup just went back in time!
 
Well, that can happen in alternate dimensions.

Waiter, did you get my daughter pregnant?
 
Which one? c;

Waiter, my soup has maggots it in.
 
Congratulations, you're a grandparent.

Waiter, we don't need soup where we're going!
 
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