Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

  • So many newbies lately! Here is a very important PSA about one of our most vital content policies! Read it even if you are an ancient member!

  • WELCOME TO IWAKU, QUOTEV REFUGEES ◉◇◉
     A site made for roleplay is way cooler we promise <3
Status
Not open for further replies.
Because you don't Smoke Weed everyday and MLG 420Noscope and 360 Blaze it.

snoop-dogg-gggggga721eb54a9-290x595x58.gif


Waiter, why is there a random assortment of odds and ends at my table?
 
You pooped it out. Eat up.

Waiter, why in the fuck is Venus dancing on the table while you're humping a monkey?
 
...
Don't do drugs kids.


Waiter, there's a semicolon in my soup!
 
Yes, that's our semihaggis. Enjoy. It's half off today.

Waiter, why are we doing Parkour away from these cops?
 
Waiter, there's a wand in my soup!
 
Ma'am? That's a spoon. I've contacted some nice men in white coats, and they'll take you to a nice place where you'll get Jello. Mmm. Jello. And a new coat! That will be nice!

Waiter, I demand to see a lawyer.
 
No, young man.You were the one to eat the bread knife. Not me.
Waiter, there's a spoon in my drink. This is an accident, right?
 
You asked for tea with sugar. It's for stirring.

Life Alert, I've fallen and I can't get up!
 
Wiiiiiiiimp.
Police, my husband's a dead cat in disguise!
 
Quick, get in the Batmobile! (NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA)


Oh no! I forgot to put gas in the Batmobile!
 
No, it's a special suit.

Waiter, there's a long white beard in my soup!
 
That's because you've taken so long to eat it, that it's gotten old.

911, what is your emergency?
 
Dude, I called my mom. Who the hell are you?

Naruto, you ate my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
My name's not Naruto, it's Dave. And I work for the demolition company. You called me to knock it down.

Hello, sir. Have you heard of the light of our Lord and Savior?
 
I already know about Cthulhu and his magical powers of darkness, now good day! *Slams Door*


Waiter this soup made me blind for some reason!
 
I'm afraid that's the result of pouring it into your eyes.

Waiter, there's a interdimensional portal in my soup...
 
Shut up and eat, Inferior Life form.

Waiter, it appears North Korea is demanding you return.
 
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK!

Waiter there's a wad of bloody cash in my soup!
 
Take it, finish your soul, and meet me out back. I got a buddy who can take us to Mexico, and from there, we start a new life.

Waiter, a girl just passed out in my Frosted Flakes!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom
Back