Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

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Waiter, why is there bacon in the soap?
 
So you can have dinner while taking a bath.

Waiter, there is your money in my pocket!
 
Most people aren't that honest. Thanks.

Waiter, I woke up next to a fountain?
 
You live there now. Congratulations, you're a mermaid!

Waiter, your nose is in my hair!
 
I do apologize, but your new shampoo is inresitable.

Waiter, my soup is frozen solid.
 
I'll get it melted for you. With the eternal flames of the corrupted abyss, with endless agony-

Waiter, there's a mutated space worm in my soup!
 
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That's our Zenomorph special. Eat it, and it bursts out of your stomach. Great at parties!

Waiter, can I sell my soul to you?
 
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Sure, I'm one hell of a waiter after all.

Waiter, my water broke into my soup!
 
QUICK, CALL THE WATER-BUSTERS! ... Wait they're not a thing... We're all ****ed.

Waiter, my soup has coagulated and become a nest for flesh eating mosquitoes!
 
Call the Exterminator!
Waiter, there's a Titan in my Cheeseburger.
 
call Zeus to gather his brothers, and cut him up with his own scy- OH! Those titans! Yeah, I've got nothing.

Waiter? Yes, Waiter? There's a Mega Blok in my LEGO Bin!
 
We'll call the National Guard at once.

Waiter, directions were unclear. My [redacted] is stuck in the soup.
 
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Waiter, there's a car in my store.
 
Have you tried marking the price down?

Waiter, the fly in my soup is not organic, gluten-free, or vegan.
 
*takes the fly out and then spits* There you go.

Waiter, there's an Akira in my Tokyo.
 
Hqve you considered moving out yet?
WWaiter, theres a Cat sitting in my soup bowel
 
That sounds unsanitary and unsafe.

Waiter,

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Did somebody call... the health inspector?
 
Oh, that's Bob. He's the janitor

Waiter, why's there soup in my cheese?
 
YOU TIRED, UH? YOU HAVE SOME. IT GIVE YOU ENERGY.
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Waiter, why am I not MLG?
 
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