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Unfortunate Names You've Encountered

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i knew a surgeon once named Dr. Analitis

he was italian

and he was coloRECTAL surgeon

somewhere, Irony is laughing.
 
The Silver Paladin said:
Major Major Major Major.

If anyone gets this reference, I...

Wouldn't be all that surprised actually.
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yeah, got that one.



i know a guy named Max Champion


not quite unfortunate enough, though

the unfortunate part is that, despite the name, he never got that much pussy
 
There once was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.
 
I knew someone with the last name Glasscock. You could always see him coming.
 
My grandmother's oxygen guy: Liberty Ham.

Dorkus.


There was a 'Tingley-Dick' wedding in my town once.
 
Twin brothers that their father courteously named

"Golden Dick"

and

"Harry Dick"
 
I knew a guy named Springtime when I was around 10 and he was 13. His parents were hippies and he looked so embarrass by his name and his parents. I felt really bad for him.
 
I once had a teacher named Mr. Hickey.

No one dared make fun of the name or even really bring it up to him, though, at least that I'm aware of. He was a rather uniquely intimidating teacher. @_@ Good at his job, I will say (one of the best teachers I had in high school), but intimidating enough that you really don't want to say anything about his name.
 
I knew a young lad at my school, a year or two below me, and his parents had named him 'Precious'. Talking to him was reminiscent to the scenes between General Melchett and Captain Darling from Blackadder.
 
I once knew two kids who were (fraternal) twins. One was named James, and his sister was named Semaj (which is James spelled backwards).

I suppose Semaj's name was certainly memorable, if nothing else.
 
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