Things the Hero wouldn't say...

[nephilim_eq]

Why is the bad guy always wearing either black or white? If he wears black, it's too cliche, if he wears white then that means he's just trying to mess with people...just wear pink! It's much easier to tell who the bad guy is that way!!

 

[Tain]

"Keep whining. I'm about to tell you what I'm going to do with this fucking pineapple."

 

[Blind Hemingway]

"LET ME PULL OUT MY SECRET WEAPON."

 

[Hydronine]

"OH NO YOU DON'T! I GOT A SYSTEMS UPGRADE! WITH MY VAGINA, I'LL KNOW YOUR EVERY MOVE!"

 

[Blind Hemingway]

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO, RUBBER DUCKY HAS TWO DADDIES."

 

[Hydronine]

"Rubba dub dub, come and waddle in MY tub!"

(Oh god, I have no idea why, but I'm laughing SO hard now)

 

[Ochalla]

"I am the terror that FLAPS in the night."

 

[Hydronine]

"HEY! DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!"

 

[Psy Zombie]

"Screw you."

 

[Hydronine]

"MY NEW SECRET WEAPON IS BANDAIDS! THE BADGUYS WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!"

 

[Myrnodyn]

"I am the terror that FLAPS in the night."

"I am the terror that FAPS in the night...Wait...wait! CUT! Can we do that again!?"

 

[nephilim_eq]

Who's calling me at....FOUR IN THE MORNING??!!! Hell, no...you can keep ringing, you damn phone! I'm sleeping, like NORMAL PEOPLE DO!!

 

[Drew]

Will eating tofu make me fly faster?

 

[Diana]

"Wait. I flew all the way down here to stick my hands in THAT? Hell no!"

 

[Razilin]

"Your GP or your HP."

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Asmo: "Raz gave me a free prostate exam!"

 

[Razilin]

Wait a second, that assumes Asmo's a hero. He's clearly the Big Bad!

 

[Darkness]

Asmo: "Raz gave me a free prostate exam!"

But that's good, isn't it?

 

[Ochalla]

"Take a number."

 

[Blind Hemingway]

"Dude, where's my weed?"