"Oh, yeah, about that... We kinda left the princess because, well...
SHE WAS A BITCH!!!
Why in the fuck did you neglect to tell us that SHE WAS ON THE RAG!?
She bled on my horse! HE'S TRAUMATIZED NOW!!! PAY HIS REHABILITATION, GOD DAMMIT!!! PAY IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"King, just how much do you love your daughter, if you catch my drift..."
"Yeah, I'm holding the princess ransom now. You want her, give me your kingdom and GTFO!!!