Things the Hero wouldn't say...

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Ochalla

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"I could do that, but then I'd have to destroy everything you've ever loved or cared for."
 

Diana

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"Sorry, I don't do damsels."
 

Hydronine

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Uhhh..... That's hard.
"Hero? Who told you I was the hero?"
 
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megane-kun

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heeeeeeeey~ maybe i should control some random people and make them my minions!
 

Childish Grumpino

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"I WILL BEAT YOUR CHILDREN TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN SEVERED LEG!!"
 

Hydronine

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"'Aye, mah name is Ryker"
 
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Arsenal XA4

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*Ryker grabs Julez and takes her into a supply closet. He comes out an hour later, smoking a cigarette.*

Ever'one knows the 'ero' don' take 'is friend's girl inna Biblical sense.

H-how could you!

Easy. Ah should mention the cowgirl is easiest fer use in ae closet.

*Deimon faints in disbelief.*
 

Hydronine

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*Julez wanders out of the closet, grinning half-dazed, covered in what appears to be dog drool*

I think I have a thing for werewolves now.....
 
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Arsenal XA4

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Y'hear 'at Deimon? Julez is mine.

*Deimon cries and cuts his wrists.*

My life is nothing but cruelty...
 

Hydronine

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*A girl walks in and hears what Ryker says, then starts wailing*

BUT I'M FINALLY PREGNANT! I'M GOING TO HAVE YOUR HELLSPAWN!

Ooooo! I got another! "Let's get into a threesome"! Everyone knows the hero is-

YOU'RE MANIPULATING THIS TO MAKE IT WORK TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!

Yup.
 

Hydronine

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I'm gonna fuckin' kill my fiance.
 
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Arsenal XA4

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Call in the gunships, call in the nape! Pop smoke and mark that mother fucker! It's time to die!
 

Hydronine

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.....That's the monster?.... Oh, we are FUCKED.
 

Hydronine

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Hold on! he's having trouble pulling the sword out of the stone!