Things the Hero wouldn't say...

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Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female,
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am an aggressive. I love adding to the flavor of a story and bringing in NPCs (I sometimes fall in love with NPCs and make them full characters). There are times when I want to be lazy though so I don't mind playing in a game someone else is directing.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, be it full blown other world, modern Earth or spacey. I don't mind other genres. I love action in general.
Genre You DON'T Like
Horror and technical sci-fi.
#1
"I could do that, but then I'd have to destroy everything you've ever loved or cared for."
 

Diana

You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!
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5PM - 5AM Daily
#2
"Sorry, I don't do damsels."
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#3
"Hero? Who told you I was the hero?"
 
M

megane-kun

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#4
heeeeeeeey~ maybe i should control some random people and make them my minions!
 

Childish Grumpino

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT
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#5
"I WILL BEAT YOUR CHILDREN TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN SEVERED LEG!!"
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#6
"'Aye, mah name is Ryker"
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#7
*Ryker grabs Julez and takes her into a supply closet. He comes out an hour later, smoking a cigarette.*

Ever'one knows the 'ero' don' take 'is friend's girl inna Biblical sense.

H-how could you!

Easy. Ah should mention the cowgirl is easiest fer use in ae closet.

*Deimon faints in disbelief.*
 
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female,
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am an aggressive. I love adding to the flavor of a story and bringing in NPCs (I sometimes fall in love with NPCs and make them full characters). There are times when I want to be lazy though so I don't mind playing in a game someone else is directing.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, be it full blown other world, modern Earth or spacey. I don't mind other genres. I love action in general.
Genre You DON'T Like
Horror and technical sci-fi.
#8
"It was his idea, shoot him!"
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#9
*Julez wanders out of the closet, grinning half-dazed, covered in what appears to be dog drool*

I think I have a thing for werewolves now.....
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#10
Y'hear 'at Deimon? Julez is mine.

*Deimon cries and cuts his wrists.*

My life is nothing but cruelty...
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#12
*A girl walks in and hears what Ryker says, then starts wailing*

BUT I'M FINALLY PREGNANT! I'M GOING TO HAVE YOUR HELLSPAWN!

Ooooo! I got another! "Let's get into a threesome"! Everyone knows the hero is-

YOU'RE MANIPULATING THIS TO MAKE IT WORK TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!

Yup.
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#13
Hell is for heroes.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#14
I'm gonna fuckin' kill my fiance.
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#15
Call in the gunships, call in the nape! Pop smoke and mark that mother fucker! It's time to die!
 
B

BZA

Guest
#16
"Yes, but how do I get there?"
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#17
.....That's the monster?.... Oh, we are FUCKED.
 
B

BZA

Guest
#18
"But dragons are endangered! We can't slay them!"
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#19
Hold on! he's having trouble pulling the sword out of the stone!
 
B

BZA

Guest
#20
"Hell no! I'm not going down there!"