Things the Hero wouldn't say...

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Ochalla, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. "I could do that, but then I'd have to destroy everything you've ever loved or cared for."
     
  2. "Sorry, I don't do damsels."
     
  3. "Hero? Who told you I was the hero?"
     
  4. heeeeeeeey~ maybe i should control some random people and make them my minions!
     
  5. "I WILL BEAT YOUR CHILDREN TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN SEVERED LEG!!"
     
  6. "'Aye, mah name is Ryker"
     
  7. *Ryker grabs Julez and takes her into a supply closet. He comes out an hour later, smoking a cigarette.*

    Ever'one knows the 'ero' don' take 'is friend's girl inna Biblical sense.

    H-how could you!

    Easy. Ah should mention the cowgirl is easiest fer use in ae closet.

    *Deimon faints in disbelief.*
     
  8. "It was his idea, shoot him!"
     
  9. >>>>Reserved.
     
  10. Dominic and Judas Nate and Quinnton John and Lincoln


    - Dominic Returns to Union, Texas for his High School Reunion and comes face to face with his first Love.

    - Judas returns to his hometown for his own High School reunion and comes face to face with his Mother.


    - Judas thinks he's baby-trapping, but that backfires because Dom wants a whole litter.

    - Dominic and Judas take Daniel to the Doctor and discover he has pituitary dwarfism.

    - Daniel going through his unconventional puberty,

    - Nate turns Quinn into a vampire out of pity.

    - Quinn develops feelings for Nate due to the Sire Bond

    - Nate and Quinn go to New Haven so Nate can do some recon for work. Quinn thinks they're on vacation.

    - Quinn meets Garrett at the Hellfire club

    - Garrett gets all the TLC from Quinn. Nate is jealous.

    - Lincoln and John get married, John proposes and Lincoln has a crappy-reaction. John also ends up meeting Lin's parents.

    - John freaks out and doesn't know how to handle Heat!Lincoln.

    -Heat!John freaks out and tries to goad Lin into satisfying him, backfires when he gets Brutal!Possessive!Lin.

    -Another love interest shows up from Lincoln's past.

    -John finds all of Lin's photo albums and Journals

    - John and Lin finally talk about Lin's wife and baby.

    -John shares why he doesn't drink so much.
     
  11. "Is it in yet?"
     
  12. *A girl walks in and hears what Ryker says, then starts wailing*

    BUT I'M FINALLY PREGNANT! I'M GOING TO HAVE YOUR HELLSPAWN!

    Ooooo! I got another! "Let's get into a threesome"! Everyone knows the hero is-

    YOU'RE MANIPULATING THIS TO MAKE IT WORK TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!

    Yup.
     
  13. Hell is for heroes.
     
  14. I'm gonna fuckin' kill my fiance.
     
  15. Call in the gunships, call in the nape! Pop smoke and mark that mother fucker! It's time to die!
     
  16. "Yes, but how do I get there?"
     
  17. .....That's the monster?.... Oh, we are FUCKED.
     
  18. "But dragons are endangered! We can't slay them!"
     
  19. Hold on! he's having trouble pulling the sword out of the stone!
     
  20. "Hell no! I'm not going down there!"