The Vending Machine Game!

I get killed.

By an explosive hidden within the vending machine. Not big surprise.

I put in my severed remains.
 
I get a delicious cannibal cupcake :D

I put in a manatee plushy
 
Gets out a massive horror of unspeakable origin.

Puts in a can of whoopass
 
(I thought you were supposed to say what the person above you gets out, not what you get >.>

"Player 1 puts something in the vending machine.

Player 2 tells them what THEY got from the vending machine. Again, anything, and also puts something in"

Just saying)

You get Chuck Norris' chest hair.

Puts in a secure password.
 
(This game confuses me)

You get a hotdog.

Puts in garlic butter
 
You get a gun (With no bullets. But you don't know that).

I put in a magnum (ice cream)
 
You get a James Bond.

I put in some gem encrusted spikes.
 
You get a Scarlett Johansson

I put in pig's feet