The Vending Machine Game!

((i want a refund XD))
gets a taxi driver with a huge mole of his nose


puts in the new pokemon black 2....then cries because i only had one copy
 
Gets Pokemon black 2

Puts in a Shinigami Death Scythe
 
Gets a Super Bowl Party >_>

Puts in a cup of cocoa beans.
 
Gets back a pencil so well-sharpened that when dropped point-first will fall until it hits the center of the earth with absolutely no resistance by anything in its way.

Puts in a bunch of gears and wheels and other mechanical parts.
 
A well design BMX bike falls out the machine

Puts a Nos Energy Drink in