The Vending Machine Game!

You get a bottled minor disease that can't really be used as a biological weapon.

I put in a copy of some random Superman comic.
 
You get a coupon for corrective surgery at Bob's House of LA-ZARS

I put in a turkey dinner
 


I put in $400,000 dollars... For twelve seconds.
 
Gets a bear

puts in an alien
 
Gets a seahorse

puts in cocaine
 
gets coconut

puts in a green lantern
 
Gets a charmander.

Puts in a purple walrus with a blood deficiency
 
gets a exploded human

puts in a cake with one thousand sharp glass pieces
 
Gets a birthday cake perfect for my archenemy.

Puts in some cheese puffs.
 
Gets Cannibal Meat for the BBQ, everyone's invited!

Puts in a mega man power copy device.
 
gets an alien

puts in stardust
 
Gets an attractive Alien Princess

Puts in a Jean Claude Van Damme