The person above me died because....

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Angel died because you just never ever drink Oj after brushing your teeth, its instant death.
 
(IS THAT TRUE!? O__O)

Joey died from looking into the metaphorical closet of which gays hide, didn't see the bear coming...
 
(Try It)

Zypher died by snoo snoo from a Hawt Azn Princess
 
Angel died because Bob the Builder wanted to test out his new machinery~! It was a very fast and painless death though.
 
Mr. Cowboy died because an elderly lady had delusions of being an italian mafia boss and shot him. :3
 
Redd Died by meeting a mysterious new member, Bluu who shot him for being an opposing color.
 
Teek died cause I gave her too much pocky and cofffffeeeeeeeee....she ran around the room bouncing against the walls till she knocked herself out. She never woke up. ;_;
 
Cause... well.. this should explain...

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Inane died from leaving me alone, he should have never left me alooooooooooooooone.
 
TK died when she went to love on a fox, but the fox was actually a hairy midget with a shiv.
 
(Oooooo Ouch)

Seiji died because he fed me after midnight.
 
TK died when i Chomped her Potato 00!
 
Knight-chan died because I put him in the oven at 425 degrees until he was a nice golden brown >D
 
Zypher died for eating Octy's potatoes in front of me...
 
TK died because she got caught between me and WHAT I WANT!
 
Zypher died because what he wanted was Poison! 00;