The person above me died because....

[Hydronine]

EXAMPLE: Kitti died because she saw Pao in RL as a normal average person.

got it?

Asmo died because people forgot to push him down the stairs.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

TK Died because she couldn't to Mur anymore.

Like that?

 

[Hydronine]

(EXACTLY, but it can be even more random!)

GMK died because he choked on a banjo.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

TK died because she was Pecked to death by a cockatoo.

 

[Acquariana]

GMK died because he was trampled by Shakira fanboys.

 

[Tuxedo Mask]

Acqua died from consuming too much agua!

 

[Cosmic Orion]

Died from getting naked and spinning around.

 

[October Knight]

Died from having relations with a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Acquariana]

Octubre murió porque los gatos de la anciana loca le atacaron a él.

(Translation: October died because the crazy old lady's cats attacked him)

 

[MiraMirror]

Acqua died from a completely random Hannah Montana fan uprising trampling her. o_O

 

[Vay]

Miru dead BECAUSE I TOOK A CHAINSAW TO HIS THROAT! and high colestrol.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Vay died because I contacted my old deathwatch team.

 

[Acquariana]

GMK died because he was somehow beamed into a version of Jeapordy where if you get a question wrong . . . *moves finger across neck like a knife*

 

[Lovie the OG]

Acqua died from getting too close to pretty water and then getting jumped by and Alligator and getting mauled to death. <3

 

[Gilliad]

Loveless dies because he was loveless :P

 

[Ike Sapphire]

Gi died because he/she couldn't stand the insanity

 

[Gilliad]

Shadow died by the master of the light shining his light on him

*Gilliad Is a Male*

 

[Lovie the OG]

Gill died from my evil cupcakes. >>

 

[Ike Sapphire]

Loveless died from Ike giving her too much attention

 

[Dawn]

Ike died when he/she was hit by a bungee jumper.