The person above me died because....

Arse died from puddin' related injuries. You don't want to know.
 
Corvus died cause she tried to steal my taco.
 
October died from said taco. It had been poisoned and and and...I WAS TRYING TO STEAL IT TO THROW IT AWAY....
 
Corvus died cause.....The garbage can grew teeth and chomped her before she could get the taco thrown away..and now, apparently the garbage can is poisoned and dead too.
 
October died from being smothered by empty beer bottles
 
GMK died cause his mates locked him in a room with me when I was pmsing as a joke. Poor poor Gmk. ;_;
 
Sekhmet died because she was sticking her head out of the window of a car yelling loudly when a pigeon flew right into her mouth. (*Sigh* 1000 Ways to Die~)
 
Acqu died from Iwaku withdrawal.
 
Oct died from SMORE.....CUPCAKE....BACON.....AND TACO WITHDRAWL.
 
Corvus died cause I *Chomped HER* 00!


for mentioning food this close to dinner.
 
(Corvus, if there's blood on the sand, then it's time to play in the mud if you catch my drift)


October died because TK Mur'd him to hard.
 
:p

GMK die-ded cause he got a dose of his own medicine when nurgle decided he liked me lotsa.
 
Corvus died from taco withdrawal
 
October died cause he was the one keeping me from the tacos
 
Corvus died in a terrible accident involving an electric juicer.
 
OK died because he overstuffed himself on sammiches from permanti brothers (and beer)
 
Angl died cause Jinx swapped her 'dewm' skillet for a dud and it backfired on her. We all killed jinx after.
 
Corvus Died when vay destroied all pocky for stealing his woman
 
GMK died cause he accidentally drank non-alcoholic beer.