The Last Thing You Texted is What You Shout Out During Sex

[Artorias]

"We need industrial sized cans of ravioli!"

:D

 

[Minerva]

Et tu, Brute?

 

[Hellis]

"If I die from blue balls, tell my parents I love them."

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

"If I die from blue balls, tell my parents I love them."

You're doing it wrong.

 

[ResolverOshawott]

Some of these responses are funnier due to the lack of context behind them.

 

[Hellis]

You're doing it wrong.

I'm devoted. What can I say?

 

[Sole]

NO SHAME BUT NSFW

NIGGGGGAAAAAAAAA

 

[Minerva]

I'm like Sir Lancelot, except not a Knight.

 

[anonymph]

"This is no time to be playing ping-pong, I've got a book to finish and cramps to deal with."

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

"OMGIHASCUPCAKES!"

o.O I'm weird, what can I say.

 

[HerziQuerzi]

Text: Those bare-footed, sandal wearing abominations however, will continue to rot in the dull grey panoramas of their own mind.

Brief context: A conversation about Elton John and radios.

 

[Calum_LunaNatura]

I dunno and work was slow. Also, no school for me tomorrow!

 

[Fluffy]

"We gonna slam some salmon tonight, dawg!"

 

[Ser K+]

A:What was the name of that song again?

Me:"I dunno"

Me:"Gotta go fast?!"

ugh.

 

[Tempest]

"Hey, hun. Up for collabin?"

 

[Melon]

.....

"IT'S SO BIG AND PERFECT <3"

 

[Nim]

Lets see...

According to this, what I'll be shouting during sex is

"Don't worry, I'll see you when you're home"

 

[Val]

"Didn't seem to me that a sober human would go out in below zero weather for a grease sandwich."


Fuck, that is hot. Using that TONIGHT.

 

[Minerva]

Basically, it was me explaining the differences between Frozen and the Snow Queen.
There are a lot of them.

 

[Jorick]

"2/10, would not bang"

Hah. The actual context makes it creepy: I said that in response to my sister sending me a picture of her new haircut and asking me how it looked.