The bag....

[Hecatoncheires]

YOU SAID THE 'I' WORD.

*chases after Asmo, attempting to bludgeon him with a 'Better Together' sign*

 

[Asmodeus]

*pelts Grumpy with dicks*

*gets one right in his eye*


YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET SILLY AROUND DICKS?



NO MORE FOR ANYONE.



*snatches back everyone's dick taco plates*

 

[Ser K+]

Oh well... There is always that nipple platter..

 

[Peter Feels]

I prefer 'em black.

WELL THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW NOW.

 

[Asmodeus]

*glances between Fluffy and Butterfly*

*coughs*


*shoves a dick slowly into each of their mouths*

o_o

 

[Hellis]

I havn't seen these many dicks since tuesday....

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

I havn't seen these many dicks since tuesday....

This is the true "Welcome to Iwaku" thread.

 

[Tegan]

@Diana

Where did these dicks come from, anyway?

*Sees 2014 Midterm Election Twitter and Facebook Users scrawled on the side of one*

This is a huge dick. o_o

 

[Diana]

I collect dicks from various places on the web. 8D

 

[Hellis]

I collect dicks from various places on the web. 8D

Am quoting this every chance I get from now on.

 

[Astaroth]

@Diana

Now you've disclosed your hiring practices for Staff.

 

[Diana]

Look, as a hot admin, I happen to like being surrounded by dicks, okay? D:<

 

[Hellis]

So. On a scale, how big is your folder of dick pictures? For comparisons sake.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

dickdata.com

 

[Genghismike]

Am quoting this every chance I get from now on.

should just sig it.

'Twould be an interesting sig Quote.

 

[Jorick]

So. On a scale, how big is your folder of dick pictures? For comparisons sake.

I think you're missing the big picture here.

She doesn't collect dick pics.

She collects dicks.

The actual physical piece of male anatomy.

I'm sure the bag of dicks provided were just the inferior ones that she didn't want sullying her collection.

And that was a lot of dicks.

Like, seriously, at least fifty dicks to fill any reasonably sized bag.

That's a lot of dicks.

And those are just the rejects.

What I'm trying to say here is that @Diana collects dicks like some people collect stamps: frequently and in great numbers.

 

[scribz]

I think you're missing the big picture here.

She doesn't collect dick pics.

She collects dicks.

The actual physical piece of male anatomy.

I'm sure the bag of dicks provided were just the inferior ones that she didn't want sullying her collection.

And that was a lot of dicks.

Like, seriously, at least fifty dicks to fill any reasonably sized bag.

That's a lot of dicks.

And those are just the rejects.

What I'm trying to say here is that @Diana collects dicks like some people collect stamps: frequently and in great numbers.

Well you could pick something better than a folder then!

 

[Astaroth]

@scribz

What is she supposed to use instead? A binder?

 

[Genghismike]

A binder with the card holder pages....

 

[scribz]

@scribz

What is she supposed to use instead? A binder?

At least! A few poly pockets doesn't hurt.